No more virtual weddings! It’s getting so one can’t virtually figure out who’s virtually boffing who, who’s virtually hitched to who and who the heck is virtually dancing on the tables for who…well, maybe not that last one (we all know that’s ** struuter**, god bless’er).
I said this before, elsewhere, but I felt it needed to be said again.
I think we’ll agree, we’re happy for the two couples recently announced, but it needs to stop! If everybody hooks up, then the only recourse would be to turn this place into a giant swingers board, and who wants that?!
:: watching all the mouses drop and the hands go up ::
See, ts? Look at all the ladies out there in cyberland who would marry you! Now what do you think?
On second thought, to hell with the marital vows, let’s set up the Hotel SDMB, with revolving doors in every room.
First let me address this ‘table dancing’ issue. I have not once set foot on a table for any such means. Procuring male entertainment for little*bit was as far as I went. But thanks of thinking of me…I think.
Secondly, I wish I’d read this before starting my other thread. Could have just raised the question here and avoided irritating anyone else. sigh
Firstly: struuter, you never, ever irritate me. Rug burn is a good thing.
Secondly: yes, FairlyChat “giant swingers” tends to lend itself to some incredible mammary visualization.
Thirdly: BDSM…hehe, good stuff…revolving doors ::
Dire, my virtual wolvie friend, I thank you for the informal poling of the female audiance (poling the females…DW should be up to that task!), and though the results, however undocumented, look favorable, I would hate to be rash and end up sorrowfully ending the virtual nupling and having to give up half of my virtual stuff. Not to look upon this with such the doom-and-gloom, nay-saying eye, I just want to make sure my virtual nuptuals are more virtually significant (not to say those already set here aren’t, so don’t jump on me there, please!)
I’ll relent, I suppose, as it certainly is not my place to condone or debase the actions of others, especially when it concerns…well, others. Do as you will, but don’t mind my subtle flirtations and blatant pawing, they all amount to virtually nothing.
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Maybe you’re just jealous because no one has virtually proposed to you. No one has proposed to me, and you don’t see me starting any threads bitching about it. I think it’s fun, and for every wedding there can be a bachelor party where my getting naked skills can be put on display.
I’d just say that I’m available for virtual eloping. Or even a virtual one night virtual stand.
[sub]Or even a virtual “Why that no good bastard! How dare he indulge in a little afternoon delight with his virtual secretary? I’ll show that bastard ingrate” action[/sub]
As for being married:
“A young man that’s married
is a man that’s marred.”
–All’s Well That Ends Well, Act 2, Scene iii
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