Sapphire Dream is actually the title of a song I wrote. As for the rest, thanks. Your not so bad yourself.
Fnord, I don’t love you, but that’s only b/c i haven’t really gotten to know you yet. I’m pretty sure you’re a kewl person and everything. Just let me get to know you. I mean, from the posts of yours that I’ve read, you seem intelligent, and that’s always a plus.
This is the kinda stuff I dig so much!
you wicked girl, you!
-Sam
You dig bitches? Now, if I were to psychoanalyze this, I might find something terribly wrong here. LMAO 
Ok, not exactly bitches, but strong weemens. Gotta be strong to wrestle with this Leo!
I.E.- sometimes I need a little bitchslap to keep me in line
And how dare you psychoanalyze my omnipotence?
-Sam
AWWW thanks you guys, you have made me a happy guy again,
and for all the rest of ya your apathy is astounding haha.
well i am now off to spy on the trolls while they felch goats, dead ones, live ones partially eaten ones, goats in the process of being born, you know those trolls, nasty nasty.
Dont worry, ill bring a camera, then we can have a little show and tell after they get developed
Wrestle, huh? As long as there’s a Jello product involved, I’m up for the challenge.
fnord, this place has the absolute lowest warm-fuzzies quotient around–oddly tied with the highest ties of respect and loyalty.
Most of which are expressed in the crassest, funniest, most irreverent terms possible.
But mostly, there are so many good, funny folks jazzin’ and razzin’ at any given time, it’s frankly impossible to respond to all of 'em. The “views vs responses” thing isn’t rejection; it’s an accurate reflection of busy people who read and enjoy lots more than they can respond.
::smack! smack!::
Get a grip.
Veb
ohh kissies, i am definately feeling better now.
i want to start a cook funny thread but right now my brain is kinda fried,. give me a few and ill be upbeat and funny again, as soon as i get some caffine
Fnord, I do not appreciate this thread. Desperate requests for other people’s approval in the guise of self-denigrating statements are my territory. Find your own way to be pathetic. :mad:
That said, Shayna, did Wally ever say anything nice about me? I didn’t think so . . . . <sniff>
See, Fnord? That’s how it’s done. Nothing as blatant as “Nobody here likes me.” Subtlety, me boyo. Make 'em think you mean it.
I will remeber that next time i am feeling neglected.
I will remeber that next time i am feeling neglected.
And now the SYS admin sez i cant post because i did too many in too short a time or some crap like that
Red or Green Jello?
Naughty Leo…
-Sam
I didn’t say Jello Gelatin. I said a Jello product. So, in all reality, it could be pudding.
Ok, what is up with this? I start whining about how nobody on the board loves me, then people start to pair off and get into little jello product orgies and don’t invite me.
Actually, its ok because I wasn’t planing on joining in anyways. I am waiting till I get married laugh if you want to, (This might also have to do with me never getting drunk before) but its my choice.
Chocolate or butterscotch?
Oh, and fnord, you know what, I love you man.
-Sam
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In all seriousness, sorry about the extreme hijack that’s been taking place between myself and GaWd. However, I laughed my ass off at this comment.
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Absolutely not. I wouldn’t laugh about this. It’s your choice, and a very cool one at that.
GaWd: If it were Jello Gelatin, it’s be red because it would be cherry. If it were pudding, it’d be chocolate. Jello also makes No-Bake cheesecake.
Actually, I am sure that there are plenty of fun activitys that don’t include sex that could be had in a hot tub full of jello pudding. I do think that my pool guy would kill me though, or at least have a heart attack
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You do have a point here.
LOL