Non-porn movies that sound like they could/should be.

I was just looking at the DVD collection (not the private one) and noticed that some of the titles looked like they should have been in the private cabinet.

In no particular order…

The Magic Flute
Fun With Dick and Jane
Black Snake Moan
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Inside Man
Free Willy
Fire Down Below

I’m sure there are hundreds more, so what’s in your collection?
Note: The movie doesn’t actually have to be in your collection for submission…

Igby Goes Down
Up!
Pretty in Pink
Shaft!
Dick
The Harder They Come
Snatch
Freddy Got Fingered

Octopussy.
The Russians are Coming, The Russians are Coming!

Quigley Down Under

Naked
Skin
In & Out
Up
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
A Man Called Horse
Dark Passage
Die Hard (starring David Carradine & Michael Hutchence)
Come Fill The Cup (banned in 73 countries)

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The Abyss.

near misses:
Cocktale
Moaner Lisa
Monster Balls

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

Zack and Miri Make A Porno?

Deep Impact

Moana

In the late 80s, my grandad went out to rent a video for us to watch as a family, and came back with “Batteries Not Included”, and my Nan made him take it back and get another one because she thought it was porn.

I just remembered this one…

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)

and maybe,

Zombie Strippers.
What we do in the Dark.

Babes in Toyland.

Naked Lunch.

The First Nudie Musical, with Cindy Williams. What, you think Shirley never made pr0n?

Splash.

Some John Waters films: A Dirty Shame, Pecker and Female Trouble.

*Jaws

Boys Town

The French Connection

Scream*

All The President’s Men

Driving Miss Daisy