I meant, sexual ecstacy.
The innuendo and meaning that is alluded, is patently false.
I hesitate to admit any expertise, but I believe there is at least occasional spitting. Perhaps you have not seen the entire 50+ series. I hope Opalcat is OK with the “money shot” to the face, 'cause that is almost as important to Clive McLean as the white cotton panties.
And why the hell do they always raise the volume when the girl is screaming. Doesn’t anyone have neighbors?
On your recommendation, I decided to take a look at that. And found it completely useless for wanking! The clips are way too short, and the pages take longer to load than the running time of the clips (and I have a really fast connection). Too much clicking and hitting the back button …
To their credit, though, I like that they allow me to specify that I only want to see “straight” content. This is nice when I’m looking for spanking clips, and all I can see in the tiny thumbnail preview is a bent-over ass. It’s annoying to click on the thumbnail only to discover that it’s a bent-over man-ass getting smacked by another man. Nothing wrong with that, but not what I’m looking for 
Someone on this site mentioned a porn site called videobox dot com, I did a bit of research, and it seems to be the best thing I could hope for, at a very reasonable price.
There are filters for types of content, actor/actress searches, a favorites list, and user ratings. The very best part though, is that you don’t only get a description and a picture. If you think you might like a clip based on the picture representing the clip, you click it, and then the whole scene is broken down into thumbnails. You can select the start and stop time of the clip you download, and the quality as well. If you have limited space, you can choose an option that d/ls a clip of a lesser file size.
There is no download limit, you get to keep the files you download, or you can just stream them. In theory, you could pay the $15 for a months worth of service, download only the portions you want from the 2500 DVD’s they have, and burn them to several DVds. Huge savings, good porn. And, If you don’t like what they have, they add a new DVD every 5 hours or so.
I was skeptical about the site being the “best” porn site on the net, so I checked the reviews of the dozens of porn review sites that had reviewed it, and I was quite satisfied.
In short, I don’t think that you could get a one month subscription to this site, and not feel that you had gotten more than your money’s worth.
If that doesn’t work for you, I suggest looking into anything by Vivid studios, very attractive talent, and decent quality sex with very little “kink”, unless the video is labeled as being a fetish video.
There’s a whole mess of homemade and amateur stuff at pornoamateurs.be (and related sites that are linked from there) for those who like the home grown stuff. Those clips tend to be of much longer length and better quality than anything on the silly pornotube.
Umm, doesn’t the the series start out with pissing. The girls would introduce themselves with a stupid voice over, piss and then have sex? At some point they stopped but that was what they did in the beginning.
Private flicks do look good and have nice scenes. But it all seemed so plastic. Not in a fake boob way but in a fake everything way. Almost like the women never actually felt anything but were merely acting. Plus so many of them seem to dump the audio from the sex scene and then have other actors dub in sex sounds. So you get a rhythmic smacking sound with an “Oh, oh. Yes! Yes!” while the actress’s mouth was closed. Bugs the hell out of me. Not all of them but a lot do that. I love the Sylvia in America videos though.
I’m a little confused Opal, were you looking for non-stupid storylines and hot sex or would sex only compilations with almost no dialog be ok?
for the online stuff, one could always sign up for your (my) unpaid (free) cost (pay) page (site) dot com (.com) – all you need is an email addy, (even a disposable one… though i have never noticed – i mean heard of, ya that’s the ticket – any spamming from their direction.)
(that)freepaysite(dotcom!) has a wide variety of categories; straight, gay, lesbian, tranny, chubby, ethnic, hardcore, fetish, etc. updated fairly regularly, and most (all?) of the titles they offer are available on dvd, possibly at your friendly neighbourhood porn/toy store.
the streaming quality at that (free! by the way,) site isn’t all that great, but it is a decent place to browse… if even just for porn star names you might want to buy, if not the actual titles you may be looking for.
er, or so i’ve, um, heard.
I’ll pass because of the spitting. I don’t like to watch the cum shot on the face (it’s one of those things that doesn’t bother me to participate in, but squicks me out to watch) but it’s usually pretty easy to just look away for that, as it’s pretty obvious when it’s going to happen.
Wait–you have no problem with getting semen all over your face, but it squicks you out to watch it? I mean, just so we’re clear here: if you have sex with a guy and he pulls out and comes on your face, it doesn’t bother you?
I’d prefer no storylines at all. I don’t want to have to follow something. I want to just start and stop somewhere in the middle and not feel like I’m missing some meaning. Compilations are ok.
Oh and dnooman, I like “kink” in my porn, I just have an aversion to specific things (like spitting, or BDSM so brutal that people are bleeding, etc.)
Right.
Imagine this, would you be grossed out if a video showed a bunch of guys coming in a cup, and then someone drinks it? Seeing that would probably make me just about vomit. Yet I don’t mind, uh, “swallowing” (not from a cup!!!). It’s not my favorite flavor in the world, but it’s an intimate moment and it’s over quickly. Seeing someone slurping a bunch of semen up, though (which is what most of those shots end up as, with her licking him and her own lips and so on and so on)? Too much like that cup thing. Just makes me gag.
They have that too.
Show me a place where I can get what I described for an equal or lesser sum, and I’ll switch.
At some point you have to try one of these suggestions right? (I suppose it could be a “suggest a tattoo for me, except fuck your idea” situation though)
Let us know when you’ve found Nirvana. I wish you luck.
Your call of course, but I’ve found that having to deal with chapter selection (or simply memorizing time indexes) is worth the noticable rise in production values. (And cast members who don’t look like they’re going to end up on a forensic science show on the Discovery channel, eventually.)
Ah, I thought you wanted reasonable story lines. I still think the early 90s are the best period to mine though.
Interesting. You make a good point, I’ve just never met a woman so openly ambivalent to the Surprise Facial. Mileage varies, I guess.
(FWIW, the answer to the first question is “no”. That stuff doesn’t get me off these days, but I got into a lot of weird and kinky porn in middle and high school and while I’ve mostly cast it out of my life, the end result is still that it’s pretty difficult to offend me. Most of the weird stuff is a turn-off, or I just don’t get the appeal, sure, but the stuff that actually grosses me out would probably send most Penthouse readers straight into a coma.
WTF is your problem? I’ve already ordered three DVDs based on what people have said in this thread. Excuse the holy fuck out of me for clarifying a point, and then please show me where I told you to switch any fucking thing.
Opal, you’ve made the point that you don’t want web sitte, and yet…I still think you should check out hogtied and the famly of hogtied sites. It’s very…real. The women look real, not plastic. And you can believe they (men and woman) are in it for the orgasm not just the paycheck.
So without the foreplay they’re, what, 39 minutes long?
Am I the only one who finds the foreplay, the tease, and the moments leading up to the “move” where you’re not sure what’s going to happen next* more erotic than the XXX stuff? I’ve got nothing against showing the naughty stuff, just give me a little build up.
- Not necessarily in that order.
Sorry to suggest another online site, but here goes: hotmovies.com. It costs 0.08/min, it has a very large and somewhat detailed search function that you can use for free. As well there is the ability to download to your own computer. At the very least you can look at some video’s, see some scenes from them, and then buy the DVDs somewhere else.
More like twenty to thirty minutes, depending on what you consider the cutoff between foreplay and sex to be.