It was directed at **Askeptic ** . He seems to enjoy stopping by to just say hi. Although he was so nice as to apologize, he has done so before and I fully expect him to do so again. I think maybe he doesn’t like me . I’m real broke up over it as you might well imagine . How does that saying go about how somebody can only make you feel like they want to if you let them ? Either way lets try to keep the discussion on track, shall we ? I won’t be talking with him or his ilk any more.
Well from a sauce hound like you I’ll take your word on it 
Sense you seem somewhat coherent now, could you please explaine the bit about seeing my face and dying, the plane it’s canopy and all the emblems, and what exactly I am supposed to know “the rest” of?
don’t know - could be that she’s in a snit 'cause the thread didn’t go the way she wanted it to, could be she’s busy offering comfort and support to the boss, or could be seeking out the next trainwreck. Don’t know her posting habits personally, myself, so couldn’t tell you if she typically skips out like this.
I think I can explain the canopy bit. I think.
Didn’t WWII fighter pilots put little emblems of planes on the fuselage of their own planes, indicating how many kills they’ve made? You’re the pilot. Omegaman is your latest kill.
Are you saying that Omegaman is an AI bot? Because that would explain a lot. Have you ever tried to talk to an AI bot? They make some semblance of sense because they use key words from your own conversation, but they’re often non sequitur. I wonder how they get an AI bot to throw in so many words from the Bible.
To me, that’s more evidence FOR her being an attention whore. She may not have logged in for a while, but I can almost guarantee that she’s watching what’s going on. Wouldn’t it be strange to start a thread about something you wanted advice about and then walk away from it?
That’s been her MO since her beginning thread about her boyfriend not getting her an Xmas present. She started that as a guest. When things went against her in that thread, she made a few defensive remarks, then laid low for a while. And then she actually joined (which amazed me) and then started a thread in IMHO which again turned badly. She went off the radar screen again for a while, then started another one. You get the picture. She generally says some outrageous stuff, has everyone talking about how outrageous it is, then lays low for a while until she starts the next one.
Freakin’ kids and their new age religions. Life was a lot simpler when praying just meant you would hack the limbs off of some folks and throw their still living torsos onto a bonfire. Ah, good times.
Whoah. OK, that made sense–now that someone who can write in English explained it.
Explanation: Omegaman is jealous that this thread is not about him, so he’s trying desperately to make it about him.
See also: Attention Whore
We return you now to our regularly scheduled slam of the slut who wants to know how to support the cheater who got in trouble with his wife for fucking her. (or; A Completely Different Attention Whore Who Cannot Understand That The World Is Not All About HER.)
Maybe it’s an AI golem.
It can be again, you know.
– offers pamphlet, rattles donation cup –
I really don’t remember any Aerosol Jesus Room Freshener in the bible, is it the King James version?
I think that particular story; that of the extremely foul gas problem Peter had at dinner, and how Jesus worked a miracle of eliminating the odor; was expunged during one of those big councils back when they were putting the bible together. You know, I believe it was a combination of how they didn’t want Peter coming off like that, and that it dealt with toilet issues, including Mark’s infamous fart joke at Peter’s expense. 
Wow, I’ve been so busy at work and with the boyfriend who never bought me a xmas present that I didn’t even realize I’d inspired a pit thread! Although that’s meant to be slightly flippant for the sake of flippance, I’m totally serious. I figured I’d gotten the cold shoulder, a few well-couched insults, and my post wasn’t even up anymore.
I am not a troll, and I am definitely not a sock puppet. I am not the reason for his divorce; when I was hired, part of my job was to communicate between them b/c the two of them couldn’t hold a decent conversation. My theory is that I’m a convenient excuse for the wife to split and take all his money.
Meanwhile, I don’t think this is a fair pile-on. I only post when I need advice about things that I feel I’m being one-sided and stupid about. I was being one-sided and stupid in forgiving the jackass for ignoring me at xmas, for fooling around, and I needed a consensus from people who weren’t biased for or against him already.
Meanwhile, I’m stuck in this situation at work, we’ve moved on from the sex part, are definitely NOT still at it, & no one at work knows b/c they’re confiding to ME, as the assistant, that MICKIIMP (or whatever acronym it is) looks horrible lately and they don’t know why and do I know anything? Of course I know! But I’m not letting on.
And the guilt is driving me crazy. I’m not “la la la”, I’m sick over it. I just spent a horrible long time unemployed. This is a small place. I’m insecure and depressed and him favoring me with attention was irresistable, esp. after the boyfriend who kept treating me like crap.
Anyway, that’s it; there ain’t no more.
OK, I withdraw the troll characterization and throw my vote behind “attention whore” instead.
You said you were part of the reason in your OP. This is your MO, though, changing the story when called on it. So, not surprised again at the shifting landscape of your little world.
Oh, she’s the villain now, eh? You fucked a married man when it was your JOB to facilitate communication between them? Kinda rude, don’t you think? And you gave her 100% justification for leaving him, because lemme tell ya, if I were her I’d be gone, because adultery just isn’t OK. So, good job there. Well done.
Probably should have posted a “Should I fuck my married boss?” thread a bit before, because when you post things like, “How can I help my married boss through a divorce I helped bring about by screwing him?” you’re going to get piled on. It’s pretty much a given. If that’s not what you want, then you don’t post that shit here. Or, you could have posted about helping him through his divorce and kept that bit about screwing him out of the story, but then you wouldn’t be able to brag about your conquests, as you are wont to do. I’ll provide cites if you want but I’m too lazy to do it now.
Oh, poor you. Get a grip, sister. You obviously are attracted to older, wealthier, emotionally unavailable men, then feel all victimized and wracked with “guilt” later on when you get the sense that they’re using you. Clue: your boss is still using you if he’s going to you to cry on your shoulder about how his mean, awful, gold digging wife is using you as an excuse (ha!) to leave him and take all his money. If you are buying that, then you haven’t learned a thing and you are a damned fool. Stop being involved with him altogether ASAP for the sake of your own integrity, is my unsolicited advice. That might mean brushing off your resume, sad to say.
Accepting everything at face value, you need to stop looking to men for approval. If your posting history is honest, then you come off as having so little self-esteem and so much self-delusion that it doesn’t seem believable.
If you want some honest advice, you need to take a break from men altogether for a while, maybe get some counselling and start working on getting a mindset that men need to earn your approval.
Seriously, how did you think that sleeping with your married boss could possibly end anything but disastrously? To answer your question in the other thread, the last thing you need to worry about is “supporting” this guy through a divorce of his own making. He’s a creep who cheated on his wife and now he’s getting what he deserves. Just stay out of the way.
If you’re secretly entertaining any hopes that you might end up with him after this is all over (and I bet the thought has crossed your mind), Forget it. It’s unlikely to begin with but even if it did happen, you would just be with another cheater. You should probably start trying to figure out why you’re attracted to womanizers.
In the extraordinarily unlikely event that the company was knowingly paying you to facilitate his marital bliss, you’ve clearly failed miserably and should be fired for gross incompetence.
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WHAT? Where in hell do you work? You were HIRED to be a go between for the two of them, and you fucked him and think you’re not culpable in this divorce?
Is there such a thing as Candid Camera SDMB? I feel like I’m on it.
Cry me river. This is all part of consequence, sweetums. YOU may have moved on from the “sex part” (and what part of mediation is that, exactly–I may actually look forward to my own divorce someday, if it gets me a cute studly guy to fuck), but HE hasn’t NOR has his wife.
I am (almost) speechless. You helped wreck a marriage so that you could feel good after someone else sized you up correctly, used you and moved on? Are you a Bratz doll come to life? You may be 24, but emotionally, you are about age 4 (and that might be insulting some 4 year olds I know). GO GET HELP. DO NOT FUCK AROUND ANYMORE. COME BACK WHEN MORE MATURE.
Oh, I bet there’s more…