I’d go to an e-card site like Blue Mountain and find a nice, not too sappy, not to silly e-card to kick off with
If she gave you her e-mail address and encouraged you to write that way, I think an e-mail thank you should be sufficient. Good luck!
Yeah, I had that joy a couple of weeks ago. And now my brakes seem to be acting up. I’m due for an oil change soon, so I’ll try to wait till then and have it all done at once. Because, you know, I haven’t spent nearly enough money on my 10-year-old, 184K mile van. <sigh>
I came home to a pile of doggy doo in the dining room. That’s really odd - in the past when she had to go during the day, she’d go down to the basement and make use of one of FCD’s anti-fatigue mats. But no, today she felt the need to dump on the cream color carpet. Thankfully it did not stain. Stoopit dog.
I’ve got a load of clothes in the washer, and when **FCD ** gets home, we’ll commence to packin’ the van for the trek to Mom’s. He’s gonna do some handyman chores for her tomorrow - part of her deck rail is really wobbly, plus we’re taking her a dryer to replace her dead one, so that’ll have to be installed. And after a day of quality time with her, we’re going to my baby bro’s 50th b-day party, which we’re hoping to sneak out of early, considering our long drive and all. Since it starts at 5, we should be able to absent ourselves by 8 with no problems. I hope.
So I won’t be around tomorrow. Try not to miss me too much. Hold back the tears…
You can bet your bass this place will be brimming with puns.
In less than an hour I am going to be sitting in a theater watching the opening minutes of nothing less than …
Motherfucking SNAKES on a motherfucking PLANE!
I’m SO EXCITED.
Swampy, you’re just fishing for comments today, aren’t ya? You think we have nothing better to do than go trolling around here and trying to think up bad puns?
Hopefully this will all be out of your system before you go the the DopeFest tomorrow evening. 
-Belz
In that case, I’m gonna Snook out the back.
Why don’t you fish punners all just clam up?!?!?!
Leave it to rosie to flex her Mussels.
Well, I cod stop but salmon else would just start carping.
I’m waiting on ACBG to show up so we can go eat. Yeah, we’re wild men! Go eat dinner at 4:30. We may make a night of it and go to Wally*World. If we do we might not even get back home til 7:30 or 8:00! Good thing tomorrow’s not a work day!
What’s your point? All you old geezers hit that Early Bird Dinner Special so’s you can get home in time for Matlock…
You mean it’s not cause they’re cheap?
Would you look at this cat please. LOOK AT HIM
I found him at a site called Cats That Look Like Hitler
no “they’re cheap” is why they spend so much time at Wally*World
(here in the north, among the intelligencia, it’s known as the less expensive alternative to Tar-jay)
See if you were really wild men, you’d make a night of it by going to Costco. Dinner and stuff to buy all in one shot. For dinner you have your choice of the famous hot dog, sausage, or chicken thingy; or, you could hit all the sample tables.
I mean, why go to TWO places, when one will do?
Hi guys!
What a wild day I’ve had! Two doctor appointments this morning. Then I took Dad to lunch at Jason’s Deli - great sammiches! Then we came home and I took a nap. An exciting day, lemme tell ya!
I’m making Chicken Fried Steak, mashed NOTs, and little baby peas for dinner. Yum!
I got my car to the garage. They said I’d blown a seal.
I said to leave my private life out of it…
::bada ching::
In real life, not only do I have the fun of new tires and an oil change, bt I’m also getting an alignment and new brakes. Oh well, I didn’t really need that $600 I had laying around in my bank account collecting interest… :rolleyes:
I stopped on the way home for some neck therapy - no, not necking, stims and massage - because I could not turn my head this afternoon with out causing a major spasm (my neck muscle are in permanent spasm status, but usually mild enough that I only look like I have a perpetual stiff neck and there’s usually no intense pain) So I sat getting buzzed for 20 minutes while SoDuKo’ing
Work…done…for…week…
Must…have …beer…
Wish the damn neighbors would make it in a few minutes so I can order pizza and commence beer.
Well, see, we have been known to do that but at Sam’s Club. Pretty much the same menu 'cept at Sam’s you can get pepperoni or cheese pizza. Plus, I did not need massive quantities of stuff, so need to go to Sam’s.
We got back at 7:40 P.M. We did not go to WallyWorld. We did go to Tarjay* cause ACBG wanted to buy some new drawers and he likes the boxers there. He’s kinda uppity like that. I mean, I bought mine at Wally*World. I did buy two pairs of shorts, some pocket T’s and two bathing suits cause they got it all on sale. The total exit fee was a little over thirty seven USD, so not too bad. Then we went to Publix to check out their greens. I didn’t like what I saw so we went to Harvey’s (local supermarket chain) and found some collard greens I thought looked good. Ima make a meatloaf, mac & cheese, collard greens, cornbread and a peach cobbler for Sunday dinner. Prolly be some kind of peas or beans too. Tomorrow is all about lounging around the pool consuming adult beverages. I bought some coldcuts and cheeses at the deli cause tomorrow is sammiches all the way.
EC my mother has a cat with a Groucho Marx moustache. He is named, surprise, surprise, Groucho. He has this serioius Groucho Marx patch of black fur under his nose. He likes to prowl all night looking for trouble then come in mom’s house and snooze most of the day.
FCM Matlock, really! We’re gay. We watch reruns of Golden Girls.
MBG have a beer.