Yes, as was I, believe me. However, you did see the picture of us, no? Beside which, it wasn’t an actual kiss, technically.
I did and I know.
But I like to pretend that it was torrid. Leave me in my Altoid-scented bubble of wonder.
I have to ask…
Cinnamon Altoids, andy? 
That’s it, Falcon. I’m going to dip you in peppermint and feed you to JDT’s foreskin.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Someone save me!!!
I have an addendum to make to the part about JDT:
Green Bean, in a fit of cruelty, told him to dance with me, and afterward I saw his nametag. The following conversation ensued:
N4S: You know, I don’t agree with you about that whole circumcision thing.
JDT: [insert Joisey accent]Me neither! I like 'em cut, baby, wanna see?
He then tried to grab me, somehow found my upper thigh, started tugging on my pants. I evacuated to the bathroom and didn’t see him again until I was dancing on the bar and he gave me a couple bucks via the mouth (I saw this really cool move in “Showgirls” a few years back).
Also, I seem to remember Dopers screaming, NACH-O! NACH-O! NACH-O while I was licking Lux Fiat. Did I hallacinate this?
Also, I ordered the first pitcher of Bud Ice, so neener neener to whoever said they card strictly. 
Finally, Billdo, Hammy and I were the last to leave at about 11:30, I think. Let it be said that once all the Dopers were gone, the New York crowd was decidedly mean; someone even called me a bitch when I tried to squeee by. Sheesh!
Biggirl, Houseman, myself and one other were there until 12.Well, okay. I’ll make a note.
Furthest Travelling Dopers are Hamadryad and Silo!!
Someone mentioned she was 15 minutes further than you. My bad. That’s why we have “replies” on the board tho . . .
Tripler
I wasn’t that hungover. Okay, I detoxed that nite. And Nacho I was one of the “chanters” . . .
before I turn in for the night:
Cecil Adams told me, and I quote, to, "Shake whatcha mama gave you, girl!"
Biggirl and crew were the first ones there and the last to leave.
But none of us sucked face, or bar-danced or ate glass, so no one noticed. I did see JD’s wonder penis, though.
Who were those people at the Idiot?
Hey Biggirl,
Tell Houseman that he’s the bomb!
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I mean it too! You both are the best!
No, no, no…I made a point of saying that Silo lived about 15 miles farther south than me. Several times. Don’t put words in my mouth, you cad.
I think if it took andygirl 8 hours to drive down, though, she wins.
Alright, I knew there was confusion. I’ll let y’all figure it out. . .
Tripler
The award is hereby now up for grabs. . .
My god, he’s speechless.
For once.
Aw crap. Chalk it up to ‘technical difficulties’ and/or ‘operator error’. . .
Tripler
Like, whoops and stuff.
We CAN fix that, if you like, you know . . .
SaxFace, you are loved!
Nah, the best part of that MPEG is when she takes a drag off her cigarrette. It’s absolutely filthy.
No. They were chanting, all right.
Nah, the best part of that MPEG is when she takes a drag off her cigarrette. It’s absolutely filthy.
No. They were chanting, all right. **
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Good point. I remember it live, and just love the memory of three chicks on a bar. Like Coyote Ugly, but better!!
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I was horny. Oh wait, I still am . . .