the 30th!
Drat, it wasn’t me you were talking about…
Ah, I see you are another Xmas baby. (31 on 28.)
Well thanks for all the suggestions guys but he never called over vacation to hang out. guys suck. oh well
Well, call him.
Or just go over and lay on his lawn, gyrating and thrusting your pelvis into the air.
i would call but i dont want him to be annoyed you know?
He won’t be annoyed. He’ll think you like him. If he likes you, then that will make him happy, not annoyed. If he doesn’t like you, then he deserves to be annoyed. 
and dont forget (this is important) gently moan his name…
ok well i might see him today at school so if i do mayeb ill say something to him and if not then ill call sometime.
Giraffe: are you a guy? how old are you? just wondered.
I am a guy. 29.
<paranoia on>
Do I not seem masculine enough in my posts? Too masculine? Do I sound really old? Really young? Do the kids still say pelvis any more? Maybe she’s only asking because she wants me. I’ll go wait by the phone.
<paranoia off>
Eye contact, positivity, a sense of humor, some gentle teasing ought to work. Go easy on the sarcasm though - it’s an acquired taste.
You beat me to it. I second this statement.
oh giraffe i just wondered. no need to get paraniod lol. so you’ve probably had quite a few girls right? so do you like “it” shave completely? just very curious.
Learn to use the <shift> key. He won’t notice it, but we will.
Mrs. Giraffe: “Hey, whatcha doing?”
Me: “Oh, just discussing my opinions on shaved genitalia with some 17 year old girl from the Internet.”
Mrs. Giraffe: “I see. Carry on.”
No, I don’t much care for having “it” shaved completely. Some trimming can be nice (neatness is always a plus), but don’t go overboard.
Gotch ya. Thanks!
<<<off she goes to the bathroom with scissors(hey dont run curious!)
BTW arent you getting ahead of yourself? or are you the type who like to be prepared ahead of time?? heh…
…anyways…
It was at this point that Mr. Giraffe became very curious himself. He was curious, could it be that this 17-year-old curiouschick might actually be a sweaty 45 year old FBI agent . . .
Doghouse, I think you’re jumping to conclusions.
We don’t necessarily know that he/she is sweaty.