If your ass can find the toilet seat, you’re not really drunk off of it.
And all that assumes some penis owner didn’t leave the toilet seat up.
“The vagina, mightier than the sword?”
Just doesn’t have the same ring.
ok sorry that link didnt really work, once it loads if you click on snow that was what I was talking about :smack:
Well, here’s some of the specialized talents of a vagina, but I don’t have a listing of the specialized talents of a penis.
That’s Red Vag of Courage to you, mister.
I thought it was, “Oh, thank God! I’m not pregnant!”
My number one reason: multiple orgasms.
That is all.
You win.
I’d ask for a cookie, but I’ve already got one.
Maybe I should ask for a banana instead.
For your edification. 
You have multiple orgasms AND a cookie? Bah. Some people have all the luck.
Naw, this is MPSIMS not GD or the Pit, we don’t need cites.
Guys can have both extended and multiple orgasms. (The trick is to not ejaculate, for that stops further orgasms for a while.)
And if she’s really talented with her hoo ha, it’s pretty easy for us guys to experience multiples as well.
Then how do you hang on? Are vagina’s prehensile?
I will thank you to not use the terms “penis” and “snake-killing” in the same paragraph. Such a juxtaposition causes such severe shrinkage, which at the wrong time will cause a penis to let go, resulting in falls from ladders, car crashes, and abstract paintings. In other words, penis will ensue.
I must admit, though, that having a penis in a home with kittens was a drawback. There I was, happily sleeping, only to wake in pain and horror. Seems that little kittie beasties had been thinking “SNAKE! SNAKE! IT’S A SNAKE!”, and then proceeded to badger my penis.
I took to sleeping in jeans for a few months.
How many?
I can get 27 in an hour, at least recently. I’ve been known to have more.
I’m not quite that talented with the hoo-hah yet, since the husband poops out after about four or five. But they must be pretty good, since he’s usually crawling out of bed, begging for mercy. 
While I don’t have a penis, I would really really love to have a penis…in bed beside me. Tonight please.
I think we’ve found that weapon of mass destruction they were all searching for… flees in terror