Dang, just recalled another disadvantage of having a penis that I had forgotten about for a few months: frostbite. When skiing fast on cold nights, the combination of -40 plus another -40 for wind chill, plus persipriation from the effort, make for clothing challenges for the little guy.
-whimper- I think I hate you.
No wait. I think I love you.
No wait. Can I sautee you some veggies or something? Anything? Please??? I just wanna know I’m in the same ZIP CODE as a woman who has 27 orgasms in an hour.
-whimper-
Hmm… ( balancing palms face up, arms extended to each side, etc. )… ability to write name in snow… ability to orgasm 27 times in 60 minutes…prostate of a 43 year old… ability to orgasm 27 times in 60 minutes… hmmm.
I’m the wrong gender, dammit !!! :smack:
Oh, and my god- " If I had a vagina I’d be rich". — Sig Line Central !!!
Cartooniverse
Bad things about having a penis?
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed and pole vaulted out the window…
Winter clothes. It sucks to have on 6 layers of clothes and only 4 layers of tackle.
(These two things might seem to contradict each other, but I’m a grower, not a show-er)