Okay, Doug K. and I can stay. The rest of you can pitch your tents somewhere else.
Say. Has anybody shit on a car yet? Because I’ll step up if I have to.
Hey! I’m a 99er too! My userid is 36! I joined the day the boards opened! Can’t I camp here too?
Please do! I was afraid 99ers might end up being the 1%
Nuh-uh. We’ve got to do everything by consensus:
points fingers down at the ground and wiggles them
Woohoo! ::plunks down cooler with lots of Mike’s Hard Lemonade::
I brought some octo-pi. And a goat.
Uphill of yours, dammit.
Not my Meat Lover’s Special. 
Get a job, you perverted Hippie!
I demand that **AnalogSignal **change his named to DigitalSignal.
**Skald **is normally in charge of baked goods. But you have to sit through a poll.
Damn it. There’s already a **Skald **joke in this thread.
-D/a
After much debate, and a thorough analysis of cause and effect for even the toughest of these issues, based on the input from the masses,
it’s pretty clear our One Demand Is: burritos
Digital is apparently merely the new ASCII. 
Where is the damn pie already?
I would like the letter “S” stricken from the english language.
Thi* hould commence immediately. A cript hould be written to remove all "" from every poting both pat and preent.
I like burritos!
I’m a squatting anarchist - I’ll pitch my tent any damned place I please. 
I demand that the staff and mods not give in to any demands!
I agree, tink Fih Pot. And I’ll chain myelf to anything, for any reaon, at any time.
It’* good to have an elf.
So many promises of pie. All so very empty. They’re toying with us.
I can get behind the burrito demand if there is the option for deep frying them to make chimichangas. If that’s an option, I’ll volunteer to help make signs.
My demand is a new number. Preferably falling between 6 and 7.