Hi everybody! Did we lose anyone overnight?
And now the official numbering system:
0 - Zero
1 - One
2 - Two
3 - Three
4 - Four
5 - Five
6 - Six
(. - Zorgat
7 - Seven
8 - Eight
9 - Nine
Next step is to convert everything to base 11.
I propose a new image for Zorgat. “(.” just looks incomplete to me. I say we change the image to “(.)”. Or for our plus sized members maybe even a “( . )”. Really I don’t care as long as it looks like a boobie.
Sure will make math more fun
I feel similarly.
I vote against confusing zorgat with boobies. Zorgat is confusing enough as it is.
I understand each of these words on its own… but I cannot parse the above construction in any meaningful way. Does not compute.
funner?
Still doesn’t import meaning… kind of like saying you’re making the cyan orange more buttery and flaky. The words have meaning, but the phrase makes no sense.
I demand buttery, flaky, cyan oranges!
It will make math more difficult to have an integer between six and seven.
Humor, it is a difficult concept.
Reading comprehension, it is a difficult concept. I was having trouble with the words “math” and “fun” but thanks for playing.
Oh, there’s more room in there.
Actually there is twice as much room between 6 and 7. You could have a new number between 6 and (. or you could have a new number between (. and 7
What would be the number for *?
4, same as always. Between 3 and 5.
Although I’d like to know exactly who determined the order of the numbers, and why do we just take it like donkeys? Just another example of The Man keepin’ us down. I demand a total reordering of the numbering system. Something like: 3, 7, (., 6, 1, 9, 2, 4, 8, 5.
I kind of liked “0”, but if you don’t think we need it right now, that’s cool.
Maybe it’ll be your gift to mankind on Christmas Day.
Good point. Well taken. 
- I forgot 0. But do we really need it? It’s nothing anyway.
I think it should be a wild card - something you can throw in there to make your number look bigger, or balance correctly, whatever the reason.
For example, if my salary were 1,764 - in social situations I might present it as “1,000,7,000,064”
Alright, who’s the wise guy that switched out all my pepper spray cans with silly string!?
Tonight on Mythbusters: If you spray someone with Silly String, then tase them, will they go up in smoke?