Hey where did my bidding paddle go?
You guys are all amateurs…and poseurs…poseurs, I say!!
For I - yes, lowly me - I have actually SPOKEN to the delectable Ms. Wonderland…on the phone…actual voices, yes…
…be envious of me, paeons…yes, envy me…
Yes, but at the end of the phone call did she tell you You rock! You ROCK! You da man! YOU ROCK! wOOt!
I think you boys need to just get a ruler, whip them out and end this already.
Er…I think this is one instance where we can really do without photographic citation.
Stranger
Says you. 
I’m perfectly happy to take everybody’s word on it…
I’ll use the same ruler I use for fishing.
But they have to be erect for the measurement to be…meaningful. Maybe if we talk about paddling them in the bushes with the bidding paddles…
You’re on your own there dear.
See, this is the kind of thing that makes me realize I’ll never understand women! alice complains about not getting enough attention, then, when she get’s it, she’s all like huffy and stuff.
I bid my left testicle and right kidney.
I never complained about not getting enough attention.
What didja mean by this, then?
I would wager that what she wants is not “creepy, vaguely stalkerish, being fought over like a prize sow” type of attention, which seems to be (if in jest, I hope) the bulk of what is going on here. It’s nice to be pursued I’m sure, but not by a pack of bloodthirsty wolves.
Stranger
You sir, are terribly clever. This is why you’re my favorite wolf.
OK, now I’m confused, you want to be fought over like a prize sow or not?
Not would be my preference. FWIW I wasn’t complaining about a lack of IRL attention - I actually do ok in that regard. I was just contemplating how much MORE attention I seem to be getting here. No moaning involved.
It’s just kind of, you know, funny.
Awww, come on, I’ve posted before that I think that alice is a very warm, highly intelligent, person who has a great sense of humor. I just don’t want her to get like that female scientist in the Far Side cartoon, who’s written a mass of equations on the chalkboard, which has the male scientists drooling and she says, “I have a body, too, you know!”
Well, time to put everything I’ve learned from the quiz and this thread into action
I’m going on a date.
wOOt!
One of the ads at the bottom of the page is for Prayer volunteers wanted.
Geez, I hope that prayer is not needed for your date.
I will however keep my fingers crossed. 