Oh my God, somebody call the Church Lady!

Oh, yeah? Well, you’re a boogey-moogey. I take that back. You’re a meany-beany. And I’m not takin that back. So there.

I’m as cruel as the next guy, but spamming his site with insults and mocking his religion is a bit much. There was a fine venue here in this thread to laugh or criticize without ganging up one him within his own page. He is, after all, just a kid. A kid who spurns healthy sexuality, so I imagine he’s already on the edge.

I agree. Whilst claiming immunity for myself since I was first and, if I say so myself, witty not nasty. A matter of opinion, admittedly, but the opinion is mine so :stuck_out_tongue:

But the several pages of nasty spam really is out of order.

pan

My God, Lib, you’re an artist. Teach me, O master.

You’re wrong. I’m a glorpy-lorpy, whatever that is. :wink:

I know I’m a little out of the times… but i would like to say one thing in this guys defense… He had a GF of 6 months months recently. Just to get things straight. You weren’t his only “fling”

-TheOutCast

Welcome to the SDMB, Rob.

If this really is Rob (your e-mail addy doesn’t seem like something you would choose, but hey, you’ve most likely changed since I’ve known you.)…

Nice try. You said you were sexually immoral when you were 14. (Check your site, yo. Your wording, not mine.) You dated me when you were 14. Since you dated this other girl so recently, and you are now approaching the age of 17, this girl can’t possibly be the one who was causing all of your sexual angst at the age of 14 (unless you were thinking about her while dating me, which in that case I would agree that you were sexually immoral).

Quoting from Letters to the Dopers, Chapter 5, verses 1-4:

"Shamed is FireUnderpantsBoobs, for she is a slut who tempted the noble Rob and tried to lead him down the path of unrighteousness and sloppy kisses. She shall never know the joy of celebacy.

"Shamed are the Dopers, for they are vile and and speak openly of masterbation. Tney shall grow hair on their palms, and their eyesight shall be weakened.

“Shamed are the Masterbators, for they have defiled their privates and filled their minds with graven images of Miss November. Their share of paradise will be diminished and their batteries will go dead and the 7-11 shall close just as they pull up. And there will be weeping and nashing of teeth and rubbing of crotches.”

Amen

Thus ends the reading of the scriptures.

I’ve lost touch with her in the past couple years, but since we’re only 21, I’m guessing no. But I do wish her well…poor confused little thing.

Great move guys, since Christians tend to have a persecution complex, what do you do? Go and spam his guestbook, great, that’ll help him loosen up. :rolleyes: Look, I love bashing wacked out Christians as much as the next guy, but try and do it constructively, m’kay?

And FUB, it doesn’t matter who he was having lustful thoughts about, he was fourteen, all fourteen year old males have incredibly lustful thoughts about everything! (Christ! I spent my teenage years in a hormone drenched haze that I hope to goddess I never have to re-live!) Part of the problem with our society is that there’s people who refuse to accept that this is natural. Your “buddy” is an example of this kind of thinking. I really wouldn’t worry about it, at his age, people tend to get wrapped up in stupid things and think that it somehow defines their life. You’ll be forgotten when the next “inspiration of lust” comes along. (Assuming that it ever does. Guys like him tend to be the ones who really need to get laid, but almost never do.)

“If this really is Rob (your e-mail addy doesn’t seem like something you would choose, but hey, you’ve most
likely changed since I’ve known you.) Nice try. You said you were sexually immoral when you were 14. (Check your site, yo. Your wording, not
mine.) You dated me when you were 14. Since you dated this other girl so recently, and you are now
approaching the age of 17, this girl can’t possibly be the one who was causing all of your sexual angst at
the age of 14 (unless you were thinking about her while dating me, which in that case I would agree that
you were sexually immoral).”

This is not Rob. Rob wouldn’t choose this email address first of all. And by the way I was simply stating what I know not saying it has relevance. But, just so you know Rob never even checked his website… he didn’t know until 4 days ago when someone I heard told him about it. He barely ever checks it. So get over yourself. And as everyone else said… he was probably just thinking “immoral” thoughts, so if anything you could be flattered he was.

-Me