OJ VINDICATED REAL KILLER CAUGHT - Newspaper headlines you'd love to see

[Fern_Forest]

Dolphins Get the Bomb!

Threaten “Footians” with war unless we clean our mess up.

[don_t_ask]

@squeekster

In honor of past US presidents, US car makers have decided that each company would name a new car after a past president of their choice. Chrysler Corporation has decided to honor President Clinton. Their entry will be named the Dodge Drafter and will be built in Canada.

Others eagerly await the no wheel drive Ford Ford.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@squeekster

In honor of past US presidents, US car makers have decided that each company would name a new car after a past president of their choice. Chrysler Corporation has decided to honor President Clinton. Their entry will be named the Dodge Drafter and will be built in Canada.

The Nixon Convertable has no roof. And no engine. And no glass.

Well, when you get right down to it, all you get are the title papers, a bumper sticker, and for some unexplained reason, a small snippet of audio tape.

[handsomeharry]

Colin Quinn: I Was Saving My *Funny *Stuff for 2006

[PunditLisa]

Crikey! Crocs get last laugh on Irwin