I want that two minutes of my life back, lizard-drainage.
Although I, too, thought the Hitler reference was completely inappropriate, I was frankly more irritated by summer-vacation-boy’s complete lack of understanding of what satire is.
And although I hate to contribute to an annoying Coldfire love-fest in the Pit of all places,
… is a sig-line waiting to happen.
First things first, FelchTheLizard, go up to FAQ, and scroll to the part that talks about Vb Code. Ok, read it about a dozen times. From now on, at least put forth the effort of doing it correctly. It’s hard enough to read the shit you spew without having to deal with bolding for half the post, and quote lines where they don’t belong.
Is that a threat or a warning?
Look, you posted this in a public forum, which means 8000 registered users and countless lurkers are going to read your asinine comments. You have created “the public”, not Coldfire. If you didn’t want everybody involved, you should have sent him a private email, and hash it out that way. But you didn’t. So “the people” have a right to know just what exactly you are talking about. That’s why Coldfire asked you to post links. And it was a legitimate request. If you are so dense and slow-witted that you can’t respond like a civilized human being, you have no right to be on the SDMB.
You said in your OP
Coldfire said that he would gladly say the exact same things to someone in person, and would not hesitate to call an ignorant fuck such as yourself on his stupidity. If you took that to mean he was going to beat you up, I suggest you take a course in reading comprehension.
I’m just going to point out that this remark was made in the midst of one of the biggest coding disastors I have ever seen
Well, that makes the rest of us arrogant too, because none of us are shy about saying what a loser you are. I’ll even go one step further. You are not a loser. You are a repulsive, foul, vile, sorry excuse for a human being.
Please go crawl back under the rock from wence you came.
You know, I think I’m a worse person for having read that cracked-out post, Lizard-head…
And in case you’d care to notice, Coldfire doesn’t single you out–he posts to all sorts of threads that you aren’t in. He’s just a decent person who hates to see a nitwit like you being a dick, and thinking you can get away with it. Therefore, I am now reclassifying you as the lowest form of poster–below jackass, fuckwit, and troll…
…twit.
DTL:
Coldfire has a life; you quite evidently do not.
::Ataches stick to cruise missile and fires it::
Fetch boy, fetch!
I would be posting some kind of flame and/or my point of view, but for two reasons I won’t:
My position is pretty well known, considering I was among the people he personally attacked.
Evidently teenagers lack the capability to post something intelligent/humorous/witty, so I might as well not try. Dtl might just attempt to flame me again, and man oh man, would that ever frighten me.
DTL you are an ass.
Do us a favor and tell us what you have done with your life in the past day or two other than post poorly constructed flame-attempts. Have you gone out with friends? Have you gone to any sort of worthwhile job? Called up a girl (or guy, you never know…)?
Just out of curiosity, DTL, do you happen to know of a poster named 7 of 7? The resemblance between you guys is eerie.
This is addressed cordially to drainthelizard
You all of course are welcome to read it and respond to it, too, because this is OUR house
drainthelizard, you are such a pussy-ass bitch. I have something to say about your cop out bullshit of
Yeah? Well maybe you weren’t talking to me when you called Coldfire a stupid FUCK, but if you think that you’re
you’re in for a big fuckin’ suprise, cause if you’re talking to him, you’re talking to me, and you’re talking to my whole damn crew. So why don’t you go back to watching Seinfeld with your mom and dad, and leave us the fuck alone? If you don’t get the point, you’re gonna get banned anyway, and if you keep coming back, you’ll probably lose service from your ISP.
So keep fuckin’ with us, asshole. See what happens.
I stand by my original position.
I think you are a witless troglodyte. I think that you fail to see when you are wrong, and that you think that you are humorous. I can assure you, the only chuckles you elicit are from effecting a capering fool.
I think that you are a callow, misguided, maladjusted boy. I believe that you think you have something to offer, but are as ignorant of your idiocy as you seem to be of many other issues.
I think that you are trying to pass yourself off as an individual of surpassing intelligence, and failing miserably.
I think that you are so insecure that you can’t present yourself for who you are. I think that just about everyone can see through your pathetic facade, and is insulted that you would think them to be fooled by such a ruse.
Some people say that they don’t like to cuss when they insult people. Well I do, so fuck them and fuck you too.
I asked you if you wanted to hash this out with me in techchicks thread, and you bitched out like a lil ho.
I saw what a retarded fuckin’ jagoff you are right away, and told you so to your virtual face.
You are one of the whiniest, most cowardly, stupid, pig-headed dickless tubs of shit I have ever had the misfortune to step in.
I sincerely hope you aren’t serious about trying to stay here, with the sole intent of pissing off one of our most favored posters.
As I said above, that is being a blatant jerk, and will get your ass banned.
So don’t test it.
Shape up, or ship the fuck out, or go ask your dad for an increase in allowance so you can buy a blowjob from your sister, do whatever you want, just don’t do it here anymore.
Ahhhh hell no!!!
He didn’t?!?!?!
Oh damn he did!!!
Lexicon just slapped DTL around like a red headed step child!!!
You really are a little fucking idiot . If your Grandfather did what you said he did(you do realise that your credibility is zero after your last story about your family.) I’m sure he’s so proud of you for linking him with this ignorant idiotic bile that you have just spouted.
Read some history before you try to tell anybody anything in future.
If your too fucking stupid to read any of this I’ll quote a small bit .
Yes they did fight and fought well but where outnumbered and outgunned .
You have none left. You do not have the intelligence to know that you have been beaten here on every level.
You have not only shown yourself to be silly , petty and very childish , you have shown yourself to be willfully ignorant of history and facts and have actually tried to use that ignorance to your advantage.
Unfortunately for you on a MB that is all about fighting ignorance you will be called on this every time by people who will not accept the kind of shite you have pulled on this board.
Go back to LOLing on chat sites you idiot.
Uh, no. A lemur is a primate, and is not humanoid. Humanoids possess human characteristics - the word is not part of the terminology of biological classification. Not only is your vocabulary sadly lacking, you need to work on your anthropology and biology as well. And you have the nerve to criticize someone else’s English.
I will ignore the obvious assholery of this statement and just look at the speciousness of its underlying logic (or lack thereof).
“Your own people helped hunt Jews down.” Hmmm. You’re saying that people of Coldfire’s nationality hunted down Jews (before he was born, probably)? That such loose associations are enough to blemish his character? You obviously think this is a valid debating method. From reading other threads, it’s obvious you’re a Christian. Well, if you can tar Coldfire with that brush, then YOU must be tarred with the brush of the atrocities performed by the Inquisitors, the Crusaders, and the Conquistadors, all in the name of Christianity.
Goddamn, that’s dumb!
Do you see why people say your posts suck? You have no sense of logic or reason.
Oh, go easy on him everyone! It’s all satire, remember? Maybe we should all take some lessons from him… :rolleyes:
WOW! I’ve never seen a real life b’rer rabbit before. Smack him again, limplizzard, THIS time you’re sure to show him!
Dear Drainthelizard,
Please stop this madness. The power is yours to do so.
Sincerely,
Anthracite
** Dtl ** got showed up by a 4 post newbie…
::dances happily in between bouts of laughter::
Wow, DtL could certainly give Blu, Chevy and What’s-his-name the pilot boy a run for their money.
Lexi- Wow, all’s I can say is I wanna be a part of your crew. You da man.
Coldfire- Your name suits you, cuz that was the stone-cold harshest flame I’ve seen in a while. Your frosty bite gave me chills. Bravo!
Drainthebrain- I think I shall now do a bit of satire, in the tradition of your earlier Nazi comment:
Your posts are intelligent. You’re also very funny. We all like you. We want you to stay. Please don’t go away.
::blink::
The main point (such as it was) of the OP was
Um…I’m pretty sure Coldfire’s straight, and judging from the slapping around he’s giving you, I suspect you’d be the bitch anyway.
Fenris
Darnthelizard, now you know how I felt when I was in third grade and played baseball. The bases were loaded, two outs, bottom of the ninth…and I took a called third strike.
That’s ok. You’ll forget about it in twenty years or so–or when some other poor sap takes your place as “Loser Supreme.”
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Coldfire *
**
Aww, does widdle Coldfire need the moderators to bale him out now? Does he need a bottle? You asked me to show where you bashed me, and I did. I noticed you have nothing to say about that.
“Too fucking harsh”? What did you expect? Did you or did you not say the point was to piss you off? Well, how does it feel, jackass? Now you know how I felt as I read post after post from you berating me. Now you are looking for some excuse to run for cover. What a pussy bitch. If you don’t like mud, don’t jump in the Pit. I never thought I would be saying this about someone else, but you’re a loser.
As for “wasting” your time…from the number of posts you have in just one year, I’m guessing you have plenty of time to waste. I guess overstuffed, self-important Flemish investment bankers don’t get too much business, huh?
Oh, and I don’t know what my grandfather thought of the Netherlands because he died before I was born. My opinion of your country is based solely on the fact that you live there. Your odious presence is enough to drag any nation down.
pepperlandgirl, Lexicon, et. al.- Yeah, whatever. And if someone is compelled to point out that a lemur is a primate but not a humanoid, then I must point out that I didn’t “fuck up” every single coding, just most of them.
DTL, take a few deep breaths and listen. I’ll try to use easy words.
This is the Straight Dope.
We fight Ignorance.
Ignorance is bad.
Boo, Ignorance, boo!
You said something Ignorant.
What you said made people mad.
You got mad that other people were mad.
So you said a lot more Ignorant things.
Even more people got mad.
“Nyyah, nyyah”, you said.
“I’ll make anyone mad I want to!”
“You’re all doodyheads and you’re picking on me!”
Bad Dopers?
They tried. They explained and explanined and explained.
But you got sooooo mad you yelled and screamed until your face turned red.
You were so mad you used bad words.
You were so mad you couldn’t remember any good ones.
That is Ignorant, too.
So you said an Ignorant thing.
Then you got mad and had tantrums.
You said a lot more Ignorant things.
Now you are mad at everyone.
Your anger is making you look foolish.
You turned a small mistake into a big one.
That makes you even madder.
So lots and lots and LOTS of Dopers don’t want to be around you any more.
Because, you see, trying to play nicely with a bully is Ignorant.
If there’s any part of this you don’t understand, please don’t ask me. I’ve tried my best. You might ask a kindergarten teacher, but she’d probably give you a Time Out that’d last 20 years.
Veb