Well, I’ve stopped sobbing after Eve’s rejection. And I have seen the dawn of a new day - and that day is named pepperlandgirl!
(Anthracite turns her powers to focus on pepperlandgirl)
I am going to set in motion a plan to seduce you, pepperlandgirl, that is so gentle and subtle you will not even realize it until you are truly, madly, deeply wanting to be converted by me. I will mark this day on my calendar as “Day 1 - Project PLG”. Hope that’s OK?
Let me just ponder about your name, “pepperlandgirl”. It tells me that you are like a beautiful pepper plant, young and fresh with marvelous luscious fruit. Upon tasting of the fruit (and thus experiencing the wonder of pepperlandgirl), you discover that she is subtle at first, then overwhelms you with a flood of surprising spiciness that makes you feel warm and good all over.
It sounds exciting…on so many levels. And all that attention! I can hardly wait!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not easy. It’ll be a challenge…but I’m sure you are up to it.
(BTW, small gifts of jewelry and chocolate will probably help your cause )
Alas, I’m with Sqrl - girls just ain’t my thang. I do, however, know how to convert straight men, bi-curious men, gay men, hairy men, Canadian men, and even men who love Ed Asner (though they’re toughies).
Girls are just… icky. No offense.
I’ll leave you to the delicate ministrations of Anthracite and ntg. They both need new toaster ovens anywho…
