Hey Anth, if you don’t pick me ( ::sniff, sniff:: ) or Byz, can I have her as a consolation prize? 
Una,
I say marry 'em all. Bugger tradition. 
Spider woman, thanks for the hat. &… I love it!
Seriously, in terms of actual committment… i want my mom to be happy, so I’d say go with… um… oh, god.
dragonlady. Anthracite…dragonlady. The fires of romance shall ignite.
Or evilbeth. Because evil goes along well with the ULVAN.
It’s up to you, mom. (no offense to the rest of the lovely ladies… um… please say you’ll still like me…waahh…)
Damn, this was a difficult choice.
Of course, ladies, if you want to sway my opinion, I accept bribes. And mom would appreciate public declarations of love, I’m sure. My opinion can be changed…
red_dragon60:
Watch me what? Make sugar cookies at three am?
Me! ME! She said pick me!!!
And I have cats as well as a dog…actually I have 8 cats.
I promise to help you, and help you help me. I can be terribly supportive, probably more than some people deserve.
And I really think that you and I could unpack some of each other baggage…I’m not sure about you, but some of my stuff really need to go to the Salvation Army. Can you help me figure out which stuff?
Oh well. I say, go with dragonlady. I love you so much I just want you to go with the person who would make you happiest. You two can help each other out. I wish you both well!
BTW, can I have Byz? Huh? Can I? Can I? Can I?
Anthracite and dragonlady, and evilbeth and Byz. I like it.
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Oh no! This is so hard it’s breaking my little heart!
I think maybe I will come up with a small contest - I will try to develop a few questions, and see how these prospective virtual mates answer them.
“Lesbian Bachelorette Number 1, do you like…”
Expect something this afternoon. Damn, I wish lesbian polygamy was more widely accepted in society…
(and the first person who cracks a Mormon joke is out of the running, out of respect to my best friend pepperlandgirl )
I’ll be waiting for the contest with bated breath… uh, assuming I don’t get too busy at work… in which case I’ll be editing stuff with bated breath. In any case, my offer to be a virtual bridesmaid still stands!
Andygirl, of couse that is what I meant! I want sugar cookies right out of the oven. What did you think I was talking about?
So anth, made up your mind about me yet?
I dibs the movie rights of the wedding night! 
First, general questions:
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What is your favorite cuisine or type of food?
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Which are smarter - cats or dogs?
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Is coal important in your life?
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What is your favorite author?
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What is your favorite color?
Next, relationship questions: -
How long do you “hold” a hug?
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Which would you rather do - cuddle under a warm blanket on a sofa in front of a fire, with hot chocolate - or go out to a party with friends, dance, have some drinks, and paint the town red?
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Will you show affection in public with another woman?
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Are you truly blind to the physical, and appreciate the mind most of all?
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Are you a frequent “toucher” (not necessarily in naughty areas)?
Finally, naughty questions: -
What makes your toes curl?
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Complete this sentence: I love the feel of _______ on my body.
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Do you like being nipped during intimacy?
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How often do you need physical relations?
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How would you feel about coming home from work each night, being undressed, led to a warm-to-hot Jacuzzi, and allowed to lie in the water for 30 minutes or so to relax your tired muscles. You sip on a cool drink as you lay in the water, powerful inquisitive jets of liquid caressing your most secret places. The water is turned off, and you are helped out of the tub, dried and dusted lightly with talcum powder, and led to a soft bed with satin sheets. You slide into the cool, silky cocoon, and are soon warmed by the body of another, who presses her length against you and starts to rub your silky, fresh skin. Your eyes flutter and close, as you feel smooth hands travel up your arms to attach your wrists to padded restraints at the headboard. Her body lies full on yours, covering and warming you, as her knee gently separates your soft thighs. Your toes curl in anticipation, and you feel a flush spread across your bare chest and neck, and it becomes suddenly difficult to worry about the rigors of the day…
Well, how would you feel about that?
Um uh um uh
huhhuh hubba
blink
uh-guh
Congratulations, Anthracite. This is the first time I have actually been turned on by the SDMB. No joke. Will answer questions in a few minutes.
[deep breath]
Well, this should be revealing…
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My favorite cuisine is Italian, and one of my favorite foods is insalata caprese. That’s tomatoes and mozzarella with basil. French cuisine is a close second. Anything my father cooks is fantastic. Chocolate is good, too. And my favorite meal, in general, is brunch. I have a thing about food…
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Dogs are smarter, but I prefer cats.
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Well, probably, in ways I don’t understand.
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No favorite author. Right now I’m reading Corelli’s Mandolin by Louis de Bernieres. I recommend it.
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Red.
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I hold a hug as long as possible.
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Though I love to go out dancing, I’d have to vote cuddle on this one. The fire and the hot chocolate won me over.
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Oh, yes.
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Truly blind? I don’t think anyone is. But the mind is certainly more important.
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Yup.
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See number 5.
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warm, strong hands. Alternately, cool water, especially whilst skinny-dipping.
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Yes!
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More often than I’m getting them now!
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See my previous post.
Great questions, Anthracite. Hope that helps!
Uhhh…vix? You might want to check out this thread also:
There are certain things a girl should just not know about her mother. Oh, my eyes.
One of the stipulations we made sure of when we agreed t o get virtually married was that we’d be able to see other people IRL.
Anthracite, why not just start a lesbian breeding ground/harem? Teach your willing lesbian wives-to-be how to best serve you:)
OK, deep breath.
Part 1
- Asian, I think. Especially chinese, but Japanese too.
- cats. They do what THEY want.
- Only because it’s important in yours.
- Robert Fulghum, at the moment.
- blue
Part 2
- depends on the hug, and the circumstances.
- cuddle, no question
- I’m not the suck face in public type.
- I hope so. I’d like to think so.
- YES!
Part 3 (another deep breath)
- a dominant partner
- soft flesh
- yes
- I don’t know, it’s been a long time.
(Want to help me research that?) - I think my 12yo daughters eyes would bug out!
(I DO have a daughter, is that a problem?)
There you go Sweetie. How about you answering the questions for us?
Debbi
A very fair question, dragonlady:
General Questions:
1. What is your favorite cuisine or type of food?
I like an amazing array of food and cuisine, but my favorites are Italian, Cajun, Chinese, and Thanksgiving (I’m counting it as a type of cuisine, which is not really accurate, but…)
In fact, the only things I will not eat are non-fish seafood. That is shrimp, lobster, clams, sea cucumbers, etc.
**2. Which are smarter - cats or dogs? **
Cats.
**3. Is coal important in your life? **
**4. What is your favorite author? **
Errr…I should have worded it “who is your favorite author”. But right now it is still probably William Gibson.
5. What is your favorite color?
Dark green.
**Next, relationship questions: **
1. How long do you “hold” a hug?
Longer than most people are comfortable. I love and need frequent hugs!!!
2. Which would you rather do - cuddle under a warm blanket on a sofa in front of a fire, with hot chocolate - or go out to a party with friends, dance, have some drinks, and paint the town red?
I would like both, but rather cuddle.
3. Will you show affection in public with another woman?
Absolutely. When I show affection for someone, I do not care where I am or who is watching. My only real thoughts are for her, the rest of the World be Damned…
4. Are you truly blind to the physical, and appreciate the mind most of all?
Yes, but I do insist on cleanliness. And dressing nice in keeping with the occasion.
5. Are you a frequent “toucher” (not necessarily in naughty areas)?
Oh YES, I am a very frequent toucher. And I love to be touched, in any small way. It’s something I miss so much in my current relationship it tears at my heart.
**Finally, naughty questions: **
1. What makes your toes curl?
Vocalizations. Soft legs. Pretty feet and ankles. The nape of the neck. Deeply longing eyes. Long hair being drawn across my body.
**2. Complete this sentence: I love the feel of _______ on my body. **
Someone I love.
3. Do you like being nipped during intimacy?
Nipped and bitten.
4. How often do you need physical relations?
Most days, about 3-4 times a day. Yes, I am serious.
5. How would you feel about coming home from work each night, being undressed, led to a warm-to-hot Jacuzzi, and allowed to lie in the water for 30 minutes or so to relax your tired muscles. You sip on a cool drink as you lay in the water, powerful inquisitive jets of liquid caressing your most secret places. The water is turned off, and you are helped out of the tub, dried and dusted lightly with talcum powder, and led to a soft bed with satin sheets. You slide into the cool, silky cocoon, and are soon warmed by the body of another, who presses her length against you and starts to rub your silky, fresh skin. Your eyes flutter and close, as you feel smooth hands travel up your arms to attach your wrists to padded restraints at the headboard. Her body lies full on yours, covering and warming you, as her knee gently separates your soft thighs. Your toes curl in anticipation, and you feel a flush spread across your bare chest and neck, and it becomes suddenly difficult to worry about the rigors of the day…
I could not want for anything more in life. Not money, not success, not fame, nothing but this - being with someone I love in a similar way to this…
Not at all. You need not fear about a “conversion” process either - she can choose to live her life exactly how she feels: straight, lesbian, transgendered, or “other”.
Of course, I have adopted andygirl and quietgirl as virtual daughters, so we’ll be one big happy family…
Anthracite: I’d only dominate you if you wanted to play that game; otherwise I like relationships where we both wear the metaphorical pants! And marriage or not you’ll always be a little dumpling to me!
Evilbeth: Consolation prize?! Sheesh! I’m not sure if I should be flattered or really pissed… hmmm… you still have that eraser?