(Old) A Head For The Hills MMP

He intended to “get to the White House, seize power, and be put in charge of the nation,” - which makes me wonder if that statement was made to set up an insanity defense. Did you see that he’s a 19-y/o kid??

I bought a dozen at Aldi last week for $1.64, and I think they’re $1.99 at Food Lion.

Sadly, I’ve been known to be that person on occasion, even tho I’ll cuss 'em myself when I’m on a mission. But sometimes I get to pondering and I forget to set cruise and all of a sudden I see I’m 10 below the limit with a long-ass line of cars behind me. ooooops!

Yanno, the thing about being a parent is you’re thrown into it with virtually no preparation for dealing with the important stuff. You can learn to change diapers and hide the breakables, but you’re left to figure out what to do when it really matters. And I expect, more often than not, parents screw up. We need to learn to forgive ourselves and hope our kids forgive us, which they probably will when they figure out the parenting thing.

So, I forbid you to feel guilty any longer. You did your best with what you had. June Cleaver is a myth. Life is imperfect. We love you anyway! So do your kids! :kissing_closed_eyes:

Despite waking just after 4, I actually had a decent night, since I was asleep before 10. And no nightmares either. No real plans for today apart from wrangling the grands. Maybe I can throw together a load of laundry.

I am a tad pissed - the jeans I bought at the thrift store were sized way wrong, and I didn’t notice till I got them home. I trusted the tag in the waistband and didn’t really look and them. They’re at least 3 sizes smaller than they purport to be, dammit. Dunno how I missed that. Oh well, it’s a $5 donation to the cause - I’ll donate them back next time I pass the store.

And so it begins. Happy Wednesday!!

Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. YAWN ‘Tis 67 Amurrkin out and cloudy with a predicted high of 77 with some rain later this mornin’ followed by mostly cloudy skies for the day. The big item on today’s agenda is to procure provisions this mornin’. Since Sunny’s has it’s bbq sammich on special every Hump Day durin’ May, they shall provide sup.
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Nellie yay your back! Like BooFae said, I have always enjoyed your stories so feel free to regale us at any time. Also, you did what you thought was best in your marriage at the time. I can’t see beatin’ yourself up over it now.

Doggio hope the Darci sightin’ is for real and that she is workin’ her way back home.

Now I need more caffeine and to feed rumbly tummy. Then, bother of all bothers, I suppose I must purtify and don attire acceptable for bein’ amongst the great unwashed. How I suffer for my public!

Happy Hump Day Y’all!

Hi everyone, and and from the bottom of my left eye, thanks for the well-wishes!
There has been a tiny improvement since my last whine here, and I can see colors and detect huge things (like the TV screen). But still not usable in any sense.

But what have I got to lose, right?

Thank you for that story, it’s really reassuring I had no idea that you could get First Class waivers with no sight in one eye. All my flying above 3rd class has been waivered since forever, but I never considered how much they’d allow.

Yesterday, the missus and I ventured out in her Camry to practice driving (with only one eye). So far, so good. It worked better than I expected, and after several miles I noticed she’d was typing merrily on her phone and there was no honking – so I guess I did OK. :laughing:

A day apart. They made sure the first one was OK (it was, and it was amazing!) then did the next. I was groggily awake during the entire thing, but don’t remember much. I know they told me the anesthesia had “amnesiac properties” or something similar. I just remember a lot more talking and frantic activity surrounding me during eye #2. A day later, I found my involuntary movement actually tore the lens as they were positioning it (it was corrective, and specific to my focus/astig). It is to their credit that they had spares at the ready and quickly replaced it with an identical one. They had to order the specific lens(es) for my eyes, and I’m impressed they had spared just in case of disaster.

I was a little harsh earlier – upset and all. No on actually said “It’s all YOUR fault”, they just told me I moved substantially (like jerked suddenly and moved my entire head out from under the death-ray) and this was extremely rare. I just groggily awoke with everyone saying “you moved!”, “you caused [technical something] to break contact!” and was kinda annoyed by the emphasis on the sedated and anesthetized “you”. Sort of like when you get mugged and everyone says “You were in the wrong place at the wrong time!” The implication of who owns the “wrong” gets old after a bit.

I can’t remember exactly. They said the blurriness was somehow due to the hurried fix and the eye’s reaction. I know they expected the pressure to get too high (and it has) and I’m on a variety of meds, anti’s, steroids, and some drops which relieve pressure somehow. I’m frustrated because there’s been almost no change in over a week and it’s alarming.

So today, it’s off to the eye-doc again, where they’ll point all the bright whirring machines at the eye and try to measure stuff. Plus they’ll try the “which line can you read?” stuff. My answer unfortunately will still be “none of 'em”.

Thanks again for all the well wishes. I’ll let you know how things turn out. It’s possible that stuff is improving (as measured by instruments) but I can’t tell it yet.

The wife talked me into going to a Twins game today. Not sure I’m up for three hours of watching men scratching and spitting. She’s in it for the hot dogs and beer, which is entertaining for about five minutes.

Went out for more bad food yesterday. We had food carts in our neighborhood in Portland that had better food than most of the MSP restaurants I’ve been to. Online reviews gave this place 4.5 stars, which basically means that the people who live here have no taste.

Yeah, I’m cranky today.

Morning all. The rain has mostly left the area and it should reach 82F today, so a good Hump Day should be in store. Like I said before, nothing much on the agenda, so might do some stuff around the house; we’ll see.

Nellie!! (a most gentle tacklehug). We missed you. And glad you’re feeling better about yourself. Like FCM said, nobody gets training for love and marriage, we all do the best we can with it (look at me talking, the life-long bachelor) and your kids know you love them, so that’s a win in my book.

So come here when you can, tell stories as the mood hits you, and keep us up to date on your life; in other words, just like every Mumper here. We care.

Cookie, supposedly baseball games are a little quicker now, but haven’t been to one for nearly a decade now, but the food there may be better than the restaurants the way you tell it.

Yankers, hope the prognosis today is good.

Sari, I try to be patient with the slow-pokes, but sometimes I am seriously tempted to see how well my horn is working. But then, I have been known to peek at a book while at the red light and have to be honked into movement…

Sensei, don’t think I’ve changed a tire in 20 years, so either I have been taking good care of them or I’m the luckiest so-and-so in the Hemisphere. Hope it all worked out.

Sari, can’t get to you on Private Messages, some of the others know my Facebook Page. And hoping the pup is everything you expect him to be. And the Ghost stories… :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes: :face_with_spiral_eyes:

OK, onward into the day. All y’all take care now.

Good morning, kids. Not much to report today. It’s pleasantly thunderstormy up here. Started my turn as DM for my li’l D&D arc last night, it went swimmingly. Kind of forgot how much fun it is telling the story. Now I just have to do my best not to kill everyone with the combat encounter I set up…

The Tribe announced that we’re taking Friday off for Memorial Day as well as Monday, so I’ve a four-day weekend ahead of me!

Welcome back, @Nellie! I don’t know you well or anything, so please, a grain of salt when I say this… My mom taught first grade for 28 years. She is a reading intervention specialist, her life’s vocation and her great gift is teaching people how to read. After a few years of retirement, she’s recently started working part-time as a teacher’s aide, assisting teachers who are a third or less her age. Invariably, every single one of these teachers has thought that my mother is some kind of semi-divine creature, a saint of incredible wisdom and profound genius sent from above to help them. They hang on her every word. She keeps bringing home gifts and heartfelt notes from these young women who can’t imagine teaching without her.

I don’t say this to say that, like, you need to get back into the classroom or anything! Or that your worth is defined by your work, or anything of the sort. I just mean to say that your wealth of knowledge and experience doesn’t suddenly become void just because you retired. Your experiences are relevant, and you are good, dammit! If you still have lots to say then say it, by thunder! And more fool anyone too arrogant or preoccupied to listen.

I have thought about you daily and have missed you more than I can say.

Please hang out here just like the old days~piffle on the rest of the Dope if you want. We Mumpers are your people.

{{{{{{{ nellie }}}}}}}

{{{{Nellie}}}}

^^ This! ^^

Sari, interesting tales. I’ve never seen a ghost, but I’m not going to sat definitely that they don’t exist. Don’t remember any of the details, but my sister swore she saw one back in the '60s. And a couple of friends said they saw the upper portion of a redcoat (such that his feet would have been at ground level) walking through their living room one day; they found out later that there’d been a small battle there during the Revolution.

And that’s a lovely cat. Looks worried about something…

Here it’s bread, milk and eggs. We call it the French Toast Emergency Alert System . :smiley:

ShopRite is advertising 18 eggs for $1.49 this week. We normally buy boxes of five dozen at Super WalMart; Lady SCAdian says the last box was around $10.

I annoy other drivers by driving at the speed limit, or less than five mph over. If there’s a long queue behind me, and a double yellow line so they can’t pass, I’ll occasionally pull over and let them go by.

Ditto.

Niner, what version of D&D are you playing? I played a lot in the days of 1st and 2nd editions (in a group which, like yours, rotated DM duty), but nothing newer.


Currently 60 and “fair”; high 67, low 47. Supposed to be NOS with highs in the 70s all weekend, with lows in the mid 50s.

Tomorrow’s my birthday, but Lady SCAdian will be working so we’re going out tonight. Going to try a Middle Eastern restaurant a couple towns over. Haven’t had anything like shawarma since my last visit to Crete.

We’re playing 5e. I don’t have strong feelings about editions; I play vanilla classes and focus on the roleplaying over the number-crunching. I just use whatever the DM wants to use. :stuck_out_tongue:

I always laugh when those items sell out, because I can’t remember when I bought any of them. Well, that’s a bit of an exaggeration. I know I bought milk one time last year for a recipe, and there is a small loaf of bread in the bread box because I made Pimento Cheese last week and needed it for sandwiches. But it was the first “bread” I’d bought in at least a year. (Tortillas don’t count.)

Back to normal attendance today in classes. Hope everybody enjoyed the beach, because we are predicted cloudy weather and temps in the low 70 for the next couple of weeks. Typical SoCal weather that has been missing the last couple of years.

Nellie - That’s one of the reasons I’m putting off retiring as long as possible. I don’t want to be “the crazy guy in the park who lectures to pigeons.” Have you looked into teaching free classes at the local Community Center. I know around here they love it when a pro volunteers to teach evening classes in whatever.

Welcome back {{Nellie}}. I can’t say it better than the others already have. Your experience with your ex- was what it was. Your kids understand he caused their problems; you did not.

As a retiree you are not dead. You are not irrelevant. You are not worthless. What you are is employment-free. You weren’t merely your work then and you’re not merely your non-work now.

Your skills and wisdom can be reused in a similar area, or just savored yourself like a fine wine; a highly polished trophy of a worklife well-lived. I think niner said it best, but everybody upthread had something wise (and kind) to say.

If you can finish a hotdog & beer in five minutes you’re doing it wrong. :wink: Or you can look at it the other way and say that over three hours that’s time enough for 36 dogs’n’brews. Consider it a challenge.

I really enjoy baseball. The measured pace gives plenty of time to consider the great questions of the Universe, yak with your seatmate(s), scope the children & young women in the crowd, and watch at least some of the game.

And consume massed quantities of not-so-good-for-you food. Admittedly my idea of “massed quantities” are smaller now than they were 30+ years ago. Then again, I eat & drink more slowly than I used to too. It all balances out. :grin:

At a modern stadium it can be fun just to walk around the concourse observing the crowd and the dining options, while looking down at the game play from time to time.

:musical_note: Happy almost-birthday to you!! :notes:
:musical_note: Happy almost-birthday to you!! :notes:
:musical_note: Happy almost-birthday dear @SCAdian!! :notes:
:musical_note: Happy almost-birthday to you!! :notes:

Can’t go wrong with Mideastern.


As to me.
Went to bed early in case I had to irk at 2am. It was a very close call, but I slipped through the cracks unscathed.

Up early, I went to LabCorp to be there a bit before their 7am opening time for a fasting blood draw for my quarterly well-baby visit in a couple weeks.

The early appointments book up 3+ weeks in advance and I’d let this slide until no good appointments were available until like the day before my Dr appt. And with my unpredictable schedule, that’s planning to fail. So I showed up today with no appointment hoping to slip in early, or try again tomorrow if today proved hopelessly slow. Lather rinse repeat until success.

I was one of the first in the door, got checked in, and mirabile dictu, there were no early appointments who actually showed up. There were 6 of us there right at opening, but we’re all walk-ins.

By 7:20 I had been drained of two tubes & was out the door. Off to the carwash. Which opens at 7:30. I got there at 7:25 and they were setting up. I pulled in and told the reception lady “I know you’re not open yet; I’ll happily wait.” She said “We’re ready” as she scanned my car’s barcode and the crew commenced to vacuum. So I was the first one of the day with zero waiting. They even have a single-serve coffee maker that makes strong Latin coffee so I got my first cup of the day gratis. This day’s on a roll!

A few minutes later the car was ready & I zipped the 3 blocks to the Pubic store. Which was all but deserted. Gathered my four half-filled bags of random groceries & bathroom items, paid my $50, and headed out the door. Just a few blocks to home and Her Ladyship was doing her usual laying in bed looking hawt & reading her phone which is how she starts her days. It’s 8:30 and I have “irked” and done 3 errands! Yaay me!

Sheveling & eating was next & now just post-noon I’m catching up w y’all.

I had a reasonable heave. Now I’m standing in my kitchen eating a banana while Spot is dancing around, mew-ing, and drooling on my foot. :thinking:

{{{{Nellie}}}}

I think I found my calling in life.

We both ended up crapping out on the ballgame. Neither of us slept well last night and our energy levels are way down. Also, the air quality is iffy today from fire smoke.

I have one that I feel the same way about. My friend picked it up for $1 at the last consignment sale she went to, and it’s a power lift chair. I don’t need the extra oomph all the time, but when my back is really bad, then it becomes a godsend. And I don’t have to ask anyone to come help get the short lady out of the chair! :smiley:

It’s the same with our teachers here too. They have an in-service day. The assistant principals aren’t off until June 2nd. This, of course, is reminding me that I need to put next year’s school calendar into my online calendar so I know what the bleep is happening when.

swampy, I don’t think any of the schools around here have let out yet, but I think, like ours, they’re getting out this week. Then the roads will be so much freer! And I won’t have to be out in it!

Have you been to Florida Southern College? That’s where I went to college and the architecture is amazing. My only problem were the long shallow steps outdoors under the esplanades. They are at just the wrong size for this short-legged fishy!

catglove, hugs. I do the same thing with using conditioner. I probably shouldn’t each time, but I want to make sure my hair stays nicely smoothed.

FCM, yay for the boat! Glad things are coming along nicely with it.

Yes, yes, yes! I’ve been lucky that my kids’ teachers have mostly been that through their whole school career. And the librarian at the middle school was a lifesaver for CtE. She let them be in charge of shelving the graphic novels when they were in 6th grade. She knew it would be exactly what they needed to bring them back out of their shell a bit. And she’s one of CtE’s favorite teachers ever.

hippy, I love that sweet story! I have an engraved link bracelet like that from my first serious love. I’d asked my friends to give me something when I went to NY the summer between 10th and 11th to make sure I’d have reason to come back, and he gave me the bracelet. (We weren’t dating at the time, just really good friends.) Actually, the bracelet became the reason we finally got together (a story probably only of interest to me… just call it young love, stupid hormones and the inability for teenagers to communicate effectively.)

Dopers have always been my people. I do the same thing, sometimes getting myself really twisted up about the “what ifs”.

quietly and metal mouse, I remember Senior Ditch Day back in 92. I’d gotten in trouble with my folks the weekend before so I wasn’t allowed to do any senior week activities. While everyone else was at the beach, I was sitting at school doing nothing.

I’ve kinda petered out reading the second half of the thread. I hope I didn’t miss anything too important (though I did see that nellie is back. Yay!)

Yesterday was incredibly busy, and one of those “all the little things going wrong” kind of days. Just the kind of little annoyances that pile on each other until you want to scream. But there were several good things. Yesterday morning was the award ceremony for BtY. I knew he was getting something but I wasn’t sure what. A/B Honor roll, which was about what I expected. What I didn’t expect was that I was also getting an award. My friend that is the AP at the school told me I needed to sit in the front row of the bleachers, toward the center but wouldn’t tell me why. I was given a special award for “Parent Library Volunteer” for all my help since CtE was in 5th grade. I started tearing up, as did the AP. And I found out that it was all from my friend, the librarian. I’m so glad that, even though I’m not going to have any kids at the school, they still want me around to be part of Project Lit next year.

I spent most of the day doing the urology study that will net me $200. The woman that runs it and I have actually become friends, so we spent much of the time while waiting for me to drink all the Gatorade just BSing with each other, talking about our lives, planning on getting together for lunch in July. I’d been having a bit of an emotional morning (more of the things not going right) and getting to vent to her was incredibly cathartic.

Last night was BtY’s transition ceremony for going from middle school to high school. Being the goof that he is, he kind of speed hopped across the stage when he was getting his certificate. As he put it, “Mom, I had to be me!” The formal was afterward and I was supposed to chaperone. I stayed for a short period of time, but I’d spent a lot of that day either standing or sitting in seats without back support and I was barely able to stand up straight. BtY said they’d come home with me rather than just hang out and have Hubby get him later. He also showed more empathy regarding my bad day than he usually does. It really meant a lot to me.

BtY also showed off their sense of humor. The shirt we got him for the transition ceremony had a pocket and he decided to put a can of soda in his pocket. When CtE asked him about why he had a can in his pocket, his reply was that it was because he really wanted the shirt to pop. My kids definitely have their dad’s sense of humor.

Today is a fairly clear day for me. I was supposed to see MFN, get my gummies and all that, but a crisis happening this morning changed things up a little. I’m going out there tonight to get my gummies with him, where he wants me to leave him at the shop so he can hang out with a girl he’s getting closer with, and then (hopefully) Thursday or Friday, we’ll meet up for other hanging out time. In the meantime, I’m just going to catch up on a few things and maybe get some porch time in. I’m really looking forward to tomorrow at 12:30 though - no more school things for 2 months!

Now I’m off to enjoy some petza for lunch and a bit of relaxing before picking up the kids becomes a requirement. Have a great Wednesday, all!

Looking forward to hearing about it and seeing a pic!

Good thing that the MMP isn’t most people. I like hear the stories that I can relate to, also stories that expose me to new situations/experiences. So bring them on! Besides you have a lot of wisdom and are quite witty.

Right? The grumpy butler in Downton Abbey said “The business of life is the acquisition of memories. In the end that’s all there is.” I like that, but I like to amend it to stories. Memory is a fickle thing; fleeting, subjective, and unreliable. The actual events are less important than the stories we tell about them, to others and to ourselves.

The business of life is the creation of stories and the great game of life is to share them.

Bath time yesterday.

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Obviously delusional; likely radicalized on the internet. (gosh darn Gore; j/k)

I’ve been known to be both of those people, but more often the slow one. I have a Fusion Hybrid so am very concerned with my mpg. Right now I’m at 41.9 over 51k miles so generally drive at or a few miles below the speed limit but on occasion my focus slips and I find myself driving 5+ mph below the speed limit.

Hubs watches almost every Tigers game and has noted that they are at least 1/2 hr+ shorter this year. Food at the Tigers home park is just basically baseball stadium fare. Good food with a lot of variety is at the White Sox home park and even more so at the Cleveland is it Guardians home park; yum!

Mostly I no longer honk at anyone because of fear of getting shot.

Agree! My favorite is chicken gallaya with fattoush, hummus, and plenty of garlic butter.
I’m glad your day started so swimmingly. ?-do you ever actually go in the ocean or at least walk along the shore so that the waves wash over your feet?

Yay! Congratulations :champagne: You go girl :slight_smile:

Awww; so cute! Love his coloring.

We’re going to a palliative care followup appointment soon. After which we’ll stop at the Mexican Fiesta Restaurant to pick up a Taco Salad. Hubs says he’s having mexican food cravings this week. I’m down with it.

I was hoping to get the table finished today, but the body shop called yesterday and the Nursemobile is finished. We’re picking it up after ork.

I’ll do a proper post tomorrow
Today is going to be busy

I did want to say
The speed limit through town is 25mph
He was going 15, with occasional gusts up to 20.
It was rush hour, so I couldn’t get around him.

If you get a green light and are able to keep your speed between 25 and 30
you should be able to get all the way across town without catching a single light