I know each of these words, but strung together, I dunno…
And holy crap on a shivering cracker - it’s 23 icy Ferrets here as the day starts!! According to Accuweather, if you believe in such things, it’ll be sub-freezing every morning for the next 2 weeks. Definitely below average, which is upper 30s.
FCD is going to Lowe’s this morning to pick up a 90° angle drill he ordered yesterday, plus we’re about out of AA and AAA batteries, so he’ll get a bunch of those. Heaven help us if our TV remotes quit working because we don’t have batteries!!!
And please don’t clutch pearls at this next bit. We got a shock collar for Otis. BUT it has a vibrate and a beep function, and so far, the vibrate is effective. I absolutely do not want to shock him any more then I’d whack him with a rolled-up newspaper, but this is self-preservation for me. He’s a lot of dog and my arms are covered with bruises and some nasty cuts/scrapes.
Last night when he was starting to climb on me as I sat in my recliner, I’d say NO and hit the button for vibrate. He’d back off and get a confused expression as he looked for the source of the vibration and the accompanying buzz. Think cell phone in vibrate mode. Much as he can be a pest, he’s a smart pup so with luck, we can retire the collar in a few weeks.
FCD’s aunt used a similar collar on their hyper-active terrier, and it got to the point where just reaching for the TV remote would get the dog to stop whatever she was doing. We’re just hoping Otis will listen to me when I say NO!! I know he’s just playing when he “attacks” me, but he’s big and part of the reason I have so many wounds is my instinct to pull away from him while he’s “biting.” I know it’s all puppy behavior, and when Higgs did it - meh! But there’s a big difference between a pug mouth and a wolfhound mouth. Anyway, fingers crossed that I can get him to take me seriously in short order.
I’ll be running to Food Lion and Aldi today - just need a few things but I don’t want to wait till Moanday. FCD is out of 'nanners and we can’t let that go unresolved! That and fresh pineapple are the only fruits he’ll eat consistently, so I need to restock. Plus we’re almost out of rye bread, and that can’t stand!! We’re also almost out of ham for sammiches!
Our house guests will be leaving some time this morning. After they’re gone, I’ll tend to the leftover turkey - much will go in the freezer. Then I need to get the carcass to Daughter so she can make her famous turkey soup. and when that’s done, the fridge will get organized - I’m not sure what’s in there.
I’m thinking we’ll have soup for supper, but not sure if it’ll be N.O.T. soup or ham-and-bean soup. Since I don’t want the spuds to get too old, I think that’s the answer. And that’s all the thinking I’ve done about the day.
Happy Saturday!!