This is from last week’s MMP:
@Sahirrnee just above … If the new dog is a female and you really insist on something punny about wrinkly dogs, may I humbly suggest Sultana .
That is a somewhat exotic term for a golden-colored raisin made from light-colored grapes. AIUI, the term is rather more common in UK / commonwealth English than in US English. But it is valid 'Murrican too. Really. And in its other definition, it’s a reference to royalty, with all that implies about regal manner & reserved demeanor. And self-designated importance around your house.
If the dog is male you could name it Sultan and see if anyone is smart enough to get the joke about a Male Sultana.
Or, since dogs have no idea about gendered naming conventions in English, even if it’s male name it Sultana and see how many people give you grief for mis-gendering you dog. At which point you can edumacate them about golden raisins. Delivered with a withering glance down your nose and a very haugthy delivery.
I never saw if you thought this was a good idea or a crappy one or you just never noticed it. A couple other mumpers thought it had potential. I certainly don’t have a dog in this fight (heh!) but if you never saw it before, now you have.