Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off today. I am cleaning and attempting to make my bed around a small tuxedo-ed chaos storm.
I’ve driven 40 from Nashville to Wilmington, and 95 from the tip of Florida to NYC.
“DON’T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!”- Dad
Hmmm. that sounds like a good brunch for today. 
He gives me attitude about it. Actually he gives me a lot of attitude for a being with no huevos and that can be picked up one handed.
But if he kidnapped Ulmo and Tulkas, would that be considered stolen Valar?
One time mine locked itself in the bathroom and started banging its head against the toilet.
Glad they caught it.