We went to look at two complexes today. One was in a pretty sketch neighborhood and was so full of concrete, I kept looking for signs pointing to cellblock D. And the rooms were tiny. The other was better, but I just can’t get enthusiastic. Part of the problem is that I just don’t want to move again. Part of it is that I’ve loved my apartment and the woods behind it.
I got a form e-mail from my complex that gave my next year’s rent amount and how much of an increase it would be in dollars. The monthly rent is what they quoted over the phone. The increase amount is way off, as in it would be 50% over the maximum increase the state allows with this much notice and would be much greater than the rent shown. I emailed them back to point out the error and explain why raising my rent that much makes so little sense. Apparently, they can’t math.
But my son and I did go to Mud Bay to buy dog food, and I saw the most adorable puffy crab toy, so of course I had to buy it. It doesn’t squeak. It kind of honks. It wasn’t until the dogs started chewing on it that we realized it sounds a lot like, er, flatulence. It’s now called The Farty Crab.
That is the very kindest thing I’ve heard in a long time, even without the squiirel barking (or maybe because of it.) You’re the best bear ever.
The question is, add it where?
Oh, that IS the best story! Warms my heart, it does.
Oh, my gosh! My son and wife are big fans. All their dogs have been named after the characters.
Aww. I love that. As a little shaver, my son was hospitalized several times with respiratory issues, so pediatric nurses are my heroes. I salute your mom.
Tuxedo Reclining On Comforter , cat hair on polyester, 2024
I laughed until I had tears in my eyes. Phenomenol photo!
Alas, not the case here. The complex is only 8 years old. They were still building part of it when I moved in. And it’s a nice neighborhood. Someone told me the corporation might be using it as a tax write-off. I’m thinking maybe a money laundering operation. Oh, and the letter said the rent increase is due to inflation. I pointed out that inflation from 9/2023-9/2024 was 2.4%, and they’re raising rent 7%. Maybe they meant they wanted to inflate their bank accounts.