ombie owes me 7 bucks, fucking hacks making films

House of 10,000 corpses = Monster dog, only Alice Cooper was not soley to blame for that garbage. Please help me unleash some justified hate towards retarded rock stars with too much money and bullshit media hype(Universal should get a cut of the profits).

You know, I could see how people who are unfamiliar with the musical works of Mr. Zombie could get led into believing they were going to see a quality movie about a bunch of kids getting carved up and cannibalized and the undead wandering everywhere.

How dare he mislead moviegoers.

You seriously expect me to believe that you actually thought House Of A 1000 Corpses was going to be good???

Get outta town.

Rob Zombies 15 minutes were up back in 1994, that’s almost 10 years ago.

Plus this movie has been sitting on a shelf for nearly 2 years.

/Soup Nazi/

No pity for you!!!

/Soup Nazi/

Save you ire for those who are responsible for Dreamcatcher!!!

Yeah, because that book was a complete paragon of literary excellence, they totally ruined it. Just like they did with [Rita Hayworth and] The Shawshank Redemption.

Only the first sentence is sarcasm.

For all the folks out there expecting quality out of zombie movies, I have a business proposition.

You see, I’m from Nigeria, and have need of moving a very large sum of money from my private accounts there. I assure you, this is completely above-board, but I need your help. You will receive a ten percent facilitator’s fee, amounting to several million dollars, and I just need some information about your bank accounts.

Dreamcatcher was a hell of a lot better than IT, The Langoleers (spelling?), The Stand, The TommyKnockers.

All in all a pretty damn good King movie.

I remember hearing Fred Durst got $10 million or so about year back to produce a movie.

God help us all.

Let me clarify, I went into this expecting suck, but fun suck(Uhm…yeah), I mean, I love Troma for God’s sake. What I got was as much fun as a Full House marathon. Damn “musician” made the worst exuse for film since every Star Trek sequal, exept 2, Kahn is da man.

Better than The Stand? Don’t make me throw you through the wall, bub.

I think he was talking about the movies, not the actual books. Personally, I liked the movie versions of “The Stand” and “IT”…