Omnibus Religious Fucks in the NEWS

This will follow this couple the rest of their lives. Justifiably so.

It was a Latino man.

EDIT: Never mind, I reread the article and answered my own question.

Why does this not surprise me at all…

Brooklyn’s “Bling Bishop” who was robbed of his jewelry mid-sermon earlier in the year, now charged with fraud.

I’m sure he had Jesus in mind.

The Lord taketh, The Lord sanctions you to taketh back from wherever you can get it.

That whole thing had “inside job” written all over it.

Pope Francis praises the virtues of the middle finger, then deletes tweets after ridicule all over. Not an Onion story:

On a serious note: this just shows how these people (of the Vatican) are separated from reality and speak a language that no regular bloke can relate to or even understand.

It struck me as the sort of wisdom you get from college kids when they partake of certain substances.

“That finger, it’s like…up there. It’s so high.”

Yeah, maybe inhaling all that incense explains it…

ETA: I used to be an altar boy and often handled the incense pot(? don’t know what it’s called) and stood or rather knelled in a cloud of incense and always got a big buzz out of it.

Censer.

It’s called a censer and the person carrying it is a thurifer…

Well, then I was a thurifer without ever knowing the word until now.

Well spellcheck kept trying to correct it to Thuringia

aka “huffer”

I’m sorry, he deleted the tweet? What about papal infallibility?

Now you can ask Jesus directly with The Holy Spirit Board https://www.amazon.com/Holy-Spirit-Board-Games/dp/B09QH3HC72
I like this feature: “:pray: Unlike other spirit boards, this one will NEVER contact evil ghosts or demons, so you can ask your questions with an assured sense of safety.”

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That particular doctirne does not mean the Pope cannot make mistakes at all. It refers to his infallibility when issuing dogma.

I do think I trust that part of their guarantee, at least: I am certain that the board will NEVER contact evil ghosts or demons!