I opened his thread before putting on my glasses this morning, and read his username more accurately. 
Classic Jinx thread. I know it’s cliche, but one has to wonder how that guy remembers to breath… But he certainly puts a lie to the old maxim that there are no stupid questions!
There’s **levdrakon **in the Should-the-military-accept-deaf-people thread:
He starts out fairly reasonably:
Then:
Then:
When **Ravenman **challenged him to provide facts and evidence, he counters:
And later:
It seems that JohnClay is off his meds again
I’m thinking this one has some potential.
wasjesuscrucified?
At least let him finish registering and make that first post before nailing him.
Zero posts. Cue Carly Simon’s Anticipation!
Dude’s taking his time, thinking out his first [del]screed[/del] post.
Another newbie with potential. Remy2333 hits the ground running with this gem:
[thread=798744]Why were Jews much more accepting of their oppression compared to African Americans[/thread]
I’m not sure if ILikeForeignLanguages is trolling or just struck out for the 10th time in a row with a girl. But it’s quality either way. Shockingly, he* hasn’t returned to the thread.
*Guessing on gender, but I feel pretty safe.
Starving Artist could fill his own thread, but I think special merit accrues to his attempts to defend Melania Trump’s plagiarism. Also, he confuses intellectual dishonesty with elegance.
He follows it up with this gem -
Stupid, of course, but then the real object is just to divert attention away from the latest Trump implosion but what else do you want from a troll.
Well, Amazon-Sigma, has a thread all about the evils of music. He’s actually pretty active in it too.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=797905
We’ve got a live one: Dave Cube, who joined today and has already started five threads with titles that sounds like they’re copied straight from Drudge, if Drudge was even more incoherent than usual.
Think tank: Obama bears direct responsibility for anti-cop fervor sweeping nation
TED Nugent Speaks: STUNS Everyone…Obama Is Going To HATE This!Judge Jeanine PROVES Obama Was Behind Baton Rouge Cop Killings
It is Time to Acknowledge that Obama is a Muslim, isn’t that right?
Obama: Global Elites can Defeat Terrorists and Racist PoliceView them now, before they’re gone. I think his time remaining is measured in hours.
ETA: And he’s already started another. I’m revising my guess to minutes, not hours.
More Remy2333.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19487857#post19487857
But it’s cool because:
didn;t even last 15 minutes … poor confused soul is lost to us now
In fairness, “stunned” is my usual reaction when TED Nugent speaks.
I think he’s great! I love that thread! I think we should put our heads together and come up with some ideas for his next work.
For instance: Does depicting the human form in art lead to lust?
And just like that, the Elections forum thread list is suddenly a lot more boring.
There’s a conspiracy happening here! :eek: