Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

[El_Kabong]

@Merneith

In fairness, “stunned” is my usual reaction when TED Nugent speaks.

Fun fact: Ted Nugent has never been invited to a TED talk. You could look it up.

[Sunny_Daze]

@TroutMan

We’ve got a live one: Dave Cube, who joined today and has already started five threads with titles that sounds like they’re copied straight from Drudge, if Drudge was even more incoherent than usual.

Think tank: Obama bears direct responsibility for anti-cop fervor sweeping nation
TED Nugent Speaks: STUNS Everyone…Obama Is Going To HATE This!Judge Jeanine PROVES Obama Was Behind Baton Rouge Cop Killings
It is Time to Acknowledge that Obama is a Muslim, isn’t that right?
Obama: Global Elites can Defeat Terrorists and Racist PoliceView them now, before they’re gone. I think his time remaining is measured in hours.

Damnit - I missed it. The hamsters have eaten them. :mad:

[wolfpup]

Our old and aptly named friend spamforbrains is now opining that lawns are the work of the devil beloved only by old men. She was apparently hooked up with someone but it turned out he liked lawns, so of course she dumped him. Although as an astute poster pointed out, “it’s grass or ass, nobody rides for free” may have some bearing on it as grass and ass may also be mutually exclusive. The sheer stupidity of the anti-lawn rant is kind of mildly entertaining.

[Drunky_Smurf]

Yeah, she went full on troll in that thread. So of course the mods will let her stay and troll for years to come.

Here’s my favorite gem from her retarded thread.

@spamforbrains

Lawns were invented in the 1800s by rich people showing off how much land and labor they could waste.

[cochrane]

@watchwolf49

didn;t even last 15 minutes … poor confused soul is lost to us now

Dave’s not here!

[dropzone]

I’m old and I hate my fuckin’ lawn. QED

[Jragon]

Why does anyone even respond to Pearl Clutching Provocateur? I mean, look, I get the whole “responding to probable trolls” thing because sometimes their shit is worth shooting down even if they’re probably not sincere, but come on, they even have provocateur in their name! What they post is usually so transparently insane nobody who isn’t already immersed in internet conspiracy theorist far-right viewpoints could take it seriously.

[Morgenstern]

Here’s one. 7 out of 10 he’s been here before.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798566

[John_Mace]

Oh, boy. Let’s debate this… AGAIN. No one has teed it up for the Race Realists in several months. Can’t let that persist!!

[Sunny_Daze]

@Drunky_Smurf

Yeah, she went full on troll in that thread. So of course the mods will let her stay and troll for years to come.

I just went and looked at this thread. Wow - that’s some crazy right there. She is worried that her father is interested in lawns because he’s going to have a heart attack and become an asshole. What?!

[TroutMan]

@ddsun

I just went and looked at this thread. Wow - that’s some crazy right there. She is worried that her father is interested in lawns because he’s going to have a heart attack and become an asshole. What?!

I like merging that thread and the one about crows in my mind. What kind of omen is it if a crow perches on the shoulder of an old asshole neglecting his overgrown, weedy lawn?

[cochrane]

Has anybody been paying attention to this JAQoff?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798911

Join date of this month. Equates pet ownership with slavery, even though people keep telling him that only humans can understand the concepts of freedom and slavery and such concepts are beyond the ability of animals to comprehend. Yet there he sits in his boat with his cooler of beer and with fresh chum to throw in the waters while the fish keep rising to the bait.

[Skywatcher]

@cochrane

Has anybody been paying attention to this JAQoff?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798911

Maybe it’s some high-ranking PETA official.

[Nava]

@TroutMan

I like merging that thread and the one about crows in my mind. What kind of omen is it if a crow perches on the shoulder of an old asshole neglecting his overgrown, weedy lawn?

That would depend. How many eyes does he have?

[Bridget_Burke]

@Nava

That would depend. How many eyes does he have?

Do you mean the crow has three eyes?

Or the friend of crows has only one?

(Pick your legend!)

[Chihuahua]

@eschereal

I nominate Chihuahua for trolling a bit of fresh crusty staleness.

FWIW, I concede this was pretty troll-ish and resolve to not repeat it in the future.

[digs]

@Chihuahua

FWIW, I concede this was pretty troll-ish and resolve to not repeat it in the future.

Whoa, I don’t think I’ve ever heard this level of self-awareness and humility from the Pit before… turn in your Temporary Troll merit badge immediately!

And reading that thread, it wasn’t half as bad as the other Troll Dolls mentioned here…

[Sunny_Daze]

Now I want collectible troll dolls.

[Sunny_Daze]

Commodore has just come to my attention:

@Commodore

I remember the Roman Catholic Church position on it and the media on TV were banning on about that the RRC does not accept the State as being Israel ? now the cunning media dogs who have some dolt reading the news who is just a person that know bugger all about the depth of subjects, that comes out saying that the RCC is stupid and most people agreed, but the point is most people are just dilettantes and miss read what the RCC was truly saying and that point was never raised, because the cunning media did not want to educate the people on the subject, but only to mislead.

Bolding mine. This is a snip from a longer screed. He had me at “cunning media dogs”. I start looking around for North Korean dictators at the mere sound of the words.

[Merneith]

Wow! You’ve got a live one there, ddsun. Check this one out, from Velocity’s “race doesn’t exist” thread in GD
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=798994

@Commodore

Yes I know Political Correctness is the work of Satan, the Bible points out just how cunningly that serpent works, oh yes such comes across as all nice and lovey dovey but you see such works are hollow empty that only lead all astray, just look at the USA everywhere PC is at work, it’s trying to destroy Christianity and the USA is going down hill to become in slaved under PCness there new idol god Molich murdering baby’s up to 9 months old, 1 million a year :o the love of PCness is insane, it’s making people out to be just cattle.
Fact is PC is not salvation but a deranged evil monster.

If you want to bring it on, I will look for this BBQ pit you mentioned, I am only new to this forum and trying to get the hang of it.
I don’t know why you get so worked up about such things, maybe you are a communist, as that’s the type who love to reject freedom of speech and play the man.