How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It’s hardware; don’t touch it.
How many New Yorkers?
None of your f****n’ business.
A lesbian walks in to a Gynecolists place for a check up. The doctor inspects and says
" Wow! I know I shouldn’t say this but you have the cleanest pussy I’ve ever seen!"
“Thank you” says the lesbian
“I have a woman in twice a week”
