One kilo, please

A computer kilo, that is. 1024 posts. I rule. Worship me.

Wow…that’s just MEGA cool!
HA! Ha! ha! heh! huh? What you’re not laughing? Oh, go RAM yourself.

Of cocaine, that is.

How can I be more like you?

Wait, I figured out how! This make take a while. Hmm, only 1 post every 60 seconds…

Umm…no. Drugs ‘r’ baaaaaad, 'mmmkay?

uh-oh. Mr. Mackie’s in the house.

Sigh…now now, don’t all run out and by me a beer all at once, now. At least get me a high class call girl first.