Everything comes down to poo in the end.
Not really advice, but it is the basis for a pretty freeing philosophy.
Everything comes down to poo in the end.
Not really advice, but it is the basis for a pretty freeing philosophy.
I suppose you’re right. Everything we eat turns to shit. Everything our livestock eats…we use that to fertilize our gardens and then eat that. We die and the worms eat us and turn us to shit. Plants, trees, & etc. die. The bugs, worms, and all animal life turn that into crap and on and on.
So, I guess it’s kinda like pervert said,
Don’t worry, screw it …it’s all crap anyway.
Hey, ya gotta kill them cancer cells whenever ya can.
I got another bit of wisdom. I had to know when I was a kid. I actually counted the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-roll pop.
I think I’ll hang onto that little bit of info. awhile longer.
Never pet a burning dog.
Also, don’t set dogs on fire. Some of them bite.
This one, and many, many more can be found in the Notebooks of Lazarus Long section of Robert A Heinlein’s “Time Enough For Love”.
T-keela, did you by any chance present this information as a science-fair project? I remember, long ago, someone doing this in my class. I thought it was hilarious. Wish I could remember their results, tho.
Oh… uh, “Be Excellent to Each Other!”
Life is Like a Sewer…
What you get Out of It, Depends on What you Put INTO it.
Life is Like a Sewer…
What you get Out of It, Depends on What you Put INTO it.
Your windshield is much bigger than your rear-view mirror. This can teach you something about the value of dwelling on the past.
While shaving, avoid sneezing.
Most places which explicitly state requirements for shirts and shoes require pants, as well.
Ward off feelings of futility by having a goal to work toward and doing something for it every day.
Rub her feet.
Rub her back and neck, too.
In fact, just grab a random bit of her and start stroking. She’ll let you know what to do from there.
Never dereference null pointers.
While shaving, avoid sneezing.
Most places which explicitly state requirements for shirts and shoes require pants, as well.
Ward off feelings of futility by having a goal to work toward and doing something for it every day.
Rub her feet.
Rub her back and neck, too.
In fact, just grab a random bit of her and start stroking. She’ll let you know what to do from there.
Never dereference null pointers.
Also from the aforementioned Notebooks of Lazarus Long.
It’s always in the last place you look. If you keep looking after you found it, it wasn’t lost.
Nobody dies a virgin …
life fucks up all
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things
Gravity doesn’t exist. The earth just sucks.
If someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tune a fish.
When sugar free candy packages state “Excessive consumption can cause a laxitive effect”, they ain’t lying.
One of my favorite scenes!
The rear window is about the same size as the windshield, though, and none of the mirrors point forward…
Things take longer than they do
In any crisis, keep in mind that a few years from now you’ll probably look back on this – and nervously change the subject.
Always say hi to a hot MOTOS. At a minimum, it’s good practice. At a maximum, see what robertliguori said.
Pay attention to details. Some times it DOES pay to draw to an inside straight; the trick is knowing what’s been dealt.