I heard something on the radio about highs near 80 next week. Y’all, I moved to Michigan to get away from the heat and humidity, and it’s following me like smoke at a campfire.
Kinda armit-y outside today, but I consulted the oracles repeatedly, and teh googlez insist there’s minimal chance of rain today. Coulda fooled the fuck outta me, the sky is dark and full of [del]terrors[/del] stormclouds.
The vet insisted that Pretzel doesn’t have mouth rot, but conceded swelling around her jaw and thinks she knocked it out of alignment. (Snakes occasionally misjudge and bonk themselves while striking their food - much the way you and I stub our toe on the way to the kitchen for a snack in the middle of the night, or those other idjits on the roads misjudge if they’ve got space to make that left across traffic.)
I still think her skin looks darker than usual all around her edges of her mouth and that she’s not closing it all the way, so I frankly I still haz a sceptical, but if she really doesn’t have some fungal infection or scale rot I’ll be very grateful to be wrong.
There’s some wounds on her tail, too, because I was a dumbass and left her last attempted meal in too long. That has never happened before, ever, and I feel awful about that, especially since it’s such a stupid rookie mistake.
Vet sent us home with some topical ointment for her tail gouges, pain meds for the jaw, and a warning that she might not be in a great mood after getting her mouth gently winched open with a popsicle stick.
They asked if I’d ever given Rx to a reptile before. I laughed, and said no, but that I had for both cats and ferrets & that I could probably figure it out. It’s a squirty-liquid, which is good because I’m not entirely certain I want to pill a snake!
I’ll give her a warm bath first, though, because they recommended it and because the poor creature hasn’t been manhandled enough today yet. For now, she’s chilling in the plastic sweater tub I use as her travel container - or possibly, trying to pop it open again, and don’t for one moment think snakes don’t learn things like “this worked last time, so imma keep trying.”
While that image is in your brain, I want to share a tidbit I picked up from the herp community: cobras are commonly described as intelligent and alert, and are known to watch how their keepers open the enclosure and then pay special attention to the latch area later.
I think that’s pretty cool for an animal with essentially zero cerebral cortex.