Oral Sex: Spit vs. Swallow

[Count_Blucher]

@Cubsfan

If your wife has no problem sucking you off and letting you come in her mouth and you can complain about that you should go punch yourself in the face. What an idiot.

+1

(Yeah, I know, we rarely agree on a lot… but its true. She said Yes. If couples talk about trying new things, fine, but if the guy just bitches about it, is it any surprise when his partner takes it off the menu?)

[brainstall]

@Stringbean

I’m not some self-deserving meathead who thinks a woman should swallow my semen after using her mouth to make me orgasm.

It literally makes fuck-all difference to me. I’d prefer a spitter.

How you doing?

[Mister_Rik]

@Ambivalid

Yeah, some freak the fuck out and jerk back like a snake bite em to get as far away from your dick as they can the second you give any indication you might be cumming.

Heh. A while back, I found a porn compilation video somebody had made to illustrate the difference between an “amateur” facial and a “professional” facial. The video alternated “money shot” scenes that depicted “amateurs” doing the “jerk back and freak out” and “professionals” eagerly accepting it. The “amateurs” in this case weren’t actual “amateur” performers — they were pros who reacted like amateurs.

I still remember my bewilderment a few years ago when I encountered a one-girl porn site where her whole schtick was that she loved having guys come on her face, and yet every sample video showed her clamping her eyes and mouth shut and reacting with disgust as she got her face splattered. Yeah, that’s it, show us how much you “love” it.

[Sterling_Archer]

@Rushgeekgirl

I don’t know any woman who likes it. Out of say maybe ten friends in RL and the many online who enjoy discussing their sex lives with me I don’t know a single woman who enjoys the cumming part. Not in the face, not in the mouth, not even really on the tits. I am positive they are out there who love the jizz but most of us do it because we enjoy the reaction, not the actual flavor or feeling of getting cum in our faces.

Agree with this. Gross. I wouldn’t want it in my mouth, that’s for sure, so I don’t expect it of my wife. Eeeeewwww.

[CrazyCatLady]

@Ambivalid

Hell fucking no i wouldnt. But i would happily gargle a mouthful of warm pussy juice! (Not any pussy juice, mind you, just the juices of the woman I’m having sex with.

What, not even your own? I mean, it’s not like you never jerk off, so it’s totally the juices of someone you’re having sex with. Or are you one of those obnoxious guys who think semen is toxic waste when around their faces, but women ought to wallow in the stuff? Because I flat-out don’t get that shit. I’m not at all into pussy, but if there’s a little juice on his lips or dick and it gets in my mouth, BFD. It’s a vagina, ffs, not a nuclear reactor.

[VinylTurnip]

@Siam_Sam

As for spelling, the Oxford and the American Heritage dictionaries both list it as “come,” with “cum” labeled a variant. I like the “cum” spelling myself though.

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford “cum,” eh?

[Mister_Rik]

@VinylTurnip

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford “cum,” eh?

+1

[bup]

@CrazyCatLady

What, not even your own? I mean, it’s not like you never jerk off, so it’s totally the juices of someone you’re having sex with. Or are you one of those obnoxious guys who think semen is toxic waste when around their faces, but women ought to wallow in the stuff? Because I flat-out don’t get that shit. I’m not at all into pussy, but if there’s a little juice on his lips or dick and it gets in my mouth, BFD. It’s a vagina, ffs, not a nuclear reactor.

Get all angry and shit.

[Count_Blucher]

@bup

Get all angry and shit.

Cumming is one thing, but dropping play-doh cables by your partner’s face?

Ewww.

“Room service? The Bups here. We were busy & missed the maid this morning. Could you send someone up to muck out room 513? Thanks.”

[Malacandra]

@CrazyCatLady

What, not even your own? I mean, it’s not like you never jerk off, so it’s totally the juices of someone you’re having sex with. Or are you one of those obnoxious guys who think semen is toxic waste when around their faces, but women ought to wallow in the stuff? Because I flat-out don’t get that shit. I’m not at all into pussy, but if there’s a little juice on his lips or dick and it gets in my mouth, BFD. It’s a vagina, ffs, not a nuclear reactor.

Ah. It’s the angry attitude that’s so hawt!

[Disgscen]

@OurLordPeace

Not so. I defer to Dan Savage

More recent Dan Savage:

SL Letter of the Day: Cum Now, Daniel...

He doesn’t like it and he won’t change his usage, but he was wrong.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@74westy

Sher could spit it in his mouth. Sauce for the gander and all that.

@Lobohan

No regifting.

I thought it was called a snowball?

[Doctor_Jackson]

@CrazyCatLady

It’s a vagina, ffs, not a nuclear reactor.

It can be, if the right button is pushed!

[sub]Red Alert…Red Alert…Impending core meltdown…Maintain course and speed!!![/sub]

[Icarus]

@Stringbean

It literally makes fuck-all difference to me. I’d prefer a spitter.

If it makes no difference to you, how can you say you have a preference?