I’m downright ready to go looney. I was ill yesterday and drank a full gallon of orange juice. I just kept pounding it for my health. When I awoke to my morning pee, my pecker felt like it was on fire. Since I’ve had no sex in months, perhaps years, I must assume this pain was a result of my excessive comsumption of acidic juice. As i excreted the final burning drop, I thought of Liberterian. Does his pecker burn as mine does upon posting his clever thoughts? It must.
What?
bigneck, just email Lynn and tell her you’re crazy. She’ll look at your post, conclude that you’re right, and close this little stinker for you.
She’s good like that.
I don’t want to know who/what you think about when you masturbate…
Having a big neck makes one get confused between “inside voice” and “outside voice”?
Anyway, you’ll never get him up Calvary with that. Hell, you’ll barely find thorns to start to weave, much less make a crown out of them. Kids these days.
The same thing happened to me, except I wasn’t sick, it wasn’t orange juice, and it didn’t burn…but I did think of a poster (although it wasn’t Lib).
What a coincidence, huh?
Was it that one where the tennis player is scratching her but with the ball? I was thinkin’ of that one this morning. Weird.
I think of the “Hang in there” poster with the kitty whenever I get intense crotch pain.
Re The OP: Crack Kills
Oddly enough, when I see that poster I get intense crotch pain. What does it all mean?
I reread the OP, and it’s my opinion that bigneck actually is Libertarian’s pecker. At least, it makes more sense that way.
Orane juice is acidic. Celibacy is ascetic.
Orange juice is good for you.
I’m guessing years…
That’s not even teetering on JERK, that is JERK.
Look, if Libertarian or anyone else on this board says something you disagree with, GREAT FOR YOU, take it to The Pit. But this blatent JERK-ASS remark is uncalled for.
I can’t tell you how a comment like that makes me feel. I want to slap you silly, I want to kick your ass out of here but I can’t do that.
If you don’t like Libertarian, GREAT, but I think it’s really uncool to say something like that. I have people that don’t like me on this board and we kept it, for the most part, behind the scenes. If one or the other says something I pretty much stay away from it, as do they.
Keep your general BULLSHIT off the boards.
Fer God’s Sakes.
< BTW, as I have said in another thread, you might be a really nice person but a comment like that deserves more than lashing IMHO >
You know what I thought of when I read the OP?
Underpants.
Hey, don’t get so upset, techchick– I don’t think that bigneck was trying to insult Libertarian.
When I was in high-school, there was a kid that used to do things like that. He’d huff a bunch of glue for a while, a rant like that. It’s a non-sequiter, not an insult. I mean, really, if he was trying to be insulting, he’d come up with something better than that. Wouldn’t he?
Larry Mudd, does it make it right even if it was meant in the light spoke of? No.
It’s uncalled for. I find it very insulting and it wouldn’t matter to whom it was directed at, it was a bad idea.
Like I said, if the OP had a specific gripe about Libertarian or anyone else for that matter, then go for it. A comment like that just “spews” general hatred with no direction other to completely insult a person. I don’t know the OP so I can’t read why this person would say such a thing.
If OP is one that sticks-foot-in-mouth, that’s great, then I would hope that S-F-I-M syndrome is realized and OP undrestands that comment is jerk personified and even in the most hateful of areas on the 'net is uncalled for. If OP was “kidding around” OP sure must be high on crack, stupid or whatever for even posting it in the way the OP did.
I am done now but I find it very distasteful no matter what.
You should take irony supplements. 
[sup]Don’t tell anyone, but I think everyone participating in this thread thinks that bigneck is an imbecile.[/sup]
Eh Larry Mudd, I can deal…guess I had a not-so-fun car trip back from my Thanksgiving with my family. I might be overly sensitive given my circumstances, luckily I was able to post my gripe on a local TV news station’s website…
Possibly tomorrow I will see it in a different way. Who knows.
The problem I have with this (and the use by some of this thread to bag him) is that Libertarian can’t defend himself. He’s been asked fairly strongly to leave it alone. So whether or not you think the OP is over the top - and I’ve posted harsher things than that on occasion - I suggest people don’t take the opportunity to have a free swing.
I agree. Since he can’t defend himself, it’s not fair to take potshots at him. I’m closing this thread.