Our Visit to New Orleans, or a What Hath Katrina Wrought MMP

Yesterday evening I had a meeting with my Run For Home team to sort out official bits of paperwork and then get to the entertaining part about deciding on our costumes. RFH is an annual charity event run by a local radio station which attracts an average of 250 four-person teams. That’s a lot of people. And all in fancy dress of some sort or another.

We went through various ideas from pantomime characters through the Wizard of Oz, via Peter pan, over LotR and Willy Wonka, bypassing the four horsemen of the apocalypse, and finally settled on traffic cones so I guess that’ll be the sewing machine coming out again…

We tried something new for dinner last night. Boneless pork chops cooked on the grill. I just cooked them like they were spare ribs, and they ended up tasting the same as ribs anyway.

There were ants! All over my floor! They weren’t dead! In spite of the ant traps!

I’m calling the landlady. This is gross.

This has been an ongoing battle for me for decades. I used to just get the big-ass carpenter ants. Now I’m getting those itsy-bitsy little fuckers who swarm at the slightest spill. My worst day was when I found a bajillion of them on a pile of cat puke. :eek:

I am up, caffeinated, and ant-less. It’s a warm, sunny day in Raleigh, I am going to pay rent, and go to the dogpark. I may even clean the bathroom today7.

BooFae, excellent idea

Awake, caffeinated, and generally feeling not too shabby. I think I’m slowly catching up on some of that missed sleep. Or maybe I just slept better than usual last night. The PC is pissing me off. I got some more stuff installed, including a good codec pack so I can view and encode any movie format I care to, which is good. But now my PocketPC won’t establish a net connection on the cradle. I can connect wirelessly through the router, but for some stupid reason, even though I forwarded the proper ports, it still won’t let my PDA connect to the net without enabling WiFi. Grr. Relatively minor problem though, and everything else is going more or less smoothly, so I guess I have that to be thankful for.

We got some court documents in the mail recently, too. See, four years ago, the building management decided they needed to redo the balconies of all four buildings in my immediate area. This was no doubt spurred by a chunk of balcony falling off one of their buildings in Toronto and hitting some poor sap on the head. Naturally this meant that every balcony under their purview needed redoing, so for the next year they were a-jackhammerin’ and a-drillin’ and a-pressure-washin’ and a-pissin’ off every human being within five hundred feet, but none more than the people who lived in the buildings whose structure transmitted every single jackhammer and hammer drill sound to every corner of the building as if it were right next door. Not that there was anything actually wrong with our balconies – they were probably in better repair than most – but I guess it was all about covering their asses for the insurance company. Now, three years later, and barely a month after the annual rent increase has taken effect, they are petitioning the rental board to raise the rent above and beyond the maximum recommendations in order to pay for these “repairs.” This means that they are holding a tribunal hearing in which all tenants are invited to participate in order to try and convince the board why this is a bad idea. We received papers to this effect, which sneakily outlined how much they spent on those balconies, but utterly neglect to state how much they intend on raising the rent by. I plan on going to this thing, and I dearly hope everyone else does, too, because we need at least half of the tenants in the building to attend in order to meet the quorum requirements. If we can’t form a proper quorum, we lose our say – which I am sure is what building management is hoping for, which is why the papers we received were so vague.

Nava - Spiky tree nuts? Those sound like chestnuts, which look like little green medieval maces, and seem likely to be able to impale your scalp almost as well. You won’t catch me walking under one of those trees.

LiLi - Sounds like it’s time for a spraying.

Kai - Uh-oh. You have a Crazy Cat Lady neighbor. She wants free and undocumented kittens, and she’ll probably find them, too. Keep an eye-- er, nose out for whiffs of ammonia and the sound of numerous cats yowling coming form her general direction. This may be an indication that they have eaten her and are hungry again.

Uh…whatdyamean by that???

:rolleyes:

Rangers won last night!!! Now they’re tied 2-2 going back to Buffalo, so this could still end badly, but they took at the Garden, so I’m happy.

Just a few things to do this morning, then run to see the Fabulous Jen for my massage, and then I do believe I’ll run Secretary Nancy out and about to see the rest of the schools and meet folks.

PS kai , I was on MySpace last night and meant to write you about something, so maybe I’ll shoot it out tonight when I get home and am not blocked there…

Is your last blog there a free sneak peek of the soon-to-be MMP?

kai: Scratch that last thing, and check your e-mail.

Good morning!

So now I’m all certifiable! I got my card and everything. I can perform CPR and use an AED (automatic external defibrulator.) It was a fun class. I learned a lot, and I got off work at 3:30, too!

Today I get to go to the Offshore Technology Conference. I’m going with a coworker and we’re going to lunch with her husband first. I think it will be BBQ. Should be fun, and I will get to see the equipment stands I designed! :wink: Then back home early again. This job rocks sometimes.

I’m going to get some of that ant paste stuff. I’ve just got to figure out how to cat-proof it. A friend of mine just said this about the ant-paste he’s been using:

“I use a tube of what claims to be ant poison but is, I suspect, developed by PETA to be an ant friendly paste such that ants can eat it and enjoy it and bring their many friends. At least this seems to be the result of using it.”

Today I’ve got to make big pots of stew and creamed chicken (we’re out of frozen food), bake brownies, and clean the bathroom. And poison ants. Die! Die!

Morning, all. I’m up and caffeinating lazily, although I probably should be working; I have a deposition that’s due tomorrow that, when I opened the envelope and looked at how long the actual recording is, turns out to be about 40% longer than the idiot reporter estimated, which means a lot more work for me than expected. Of course, she also managed to misspell the names of the case, the witness, and the lawyer doing the questioning, so thus far she’s on her fourth strike and counting.

Aaaand as I was writing that I got a request to work on more congressional blathering. Be still my beating heart. My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it, can’t you tell? :smiley:

Watch out for that neighbor, kai. Like you need to be told!

I learned how to deal with ants when I lived in Texas, LiLi, and every time we’d have a dry spell we’d have ant trails coming into the house. Find the spot where they’re coming in – follow the trail back to where it comes out of a wall/pipe/cabinet – and spray with great enthusiasm there; that’ll usually stop them for a while. They do return, however. I’ve found that’s more effective than a general spray, which often doesn’t hit the critical spot. I’ve already had one attempt this spring by the ants to get into the cat’s food, but managed to beat them back. For now. They’ll be back in a month or two. Sometimes I wonder who’s really in charge on this planet. (Yes, I know, the cockroaches!)

Anyway, it’s a GORGEOUS morning, 65° and sunny thus far (although they’re saying it’ll rain later). Conejo Blanco is off washing dogs, and the resident Idiots are snoring at my feet. I’m going to sit here and caffeinate some more and just enjoy the lovely spring air while it lasts.

LiLi, as much as you bake, coupled with the fact that you’ve got one in the oven, I think means we finally found someone to call Sugartits. :stuck_out_tongue: :wink: :smiley:

Gah. Busy week. Very hectic. Got a message from Rosie, she’s in rehab and doing well. She’s taking a few more steps every time, and it’s stressful, but not as painful as it was.

And now I have to go take Roomie to the doctor again. Bye!

Why do I find this poster who insists in talking about standard Spanish as if it was a pronunciation defect so irritating?

Yawn. I accidentally pulled an all-nighter. I don’t know how or why, but here I am. I would probably be better off staying awake for the rest of the day, and going to bed early, but I don’t think I’ll make it. I already made oatmeal instead of cream of wheat, and I think I have an entire pan of “bacon” in the oven. Just pulled it out of the oven. Yep, a whole pan. It’s ever so slightly over done, too. I think I had a fuzzy idea of making biscuits and gravy to go with it. That’s probably not a good plan right now.

I have more ramblings, but I’ll save them for when I’m coherent. So don’t hold your breath. :stuck_out_tongue:

On preview, I concur with MamaTigs, LiLi, spray the heck out of the suckers at the source. My landlord uses something that’s highly effective, but since it’s stored in his shed in an unlabeled bottle, I suspect it’s illegal. However, he only sprays it outside, and it works, so I’m not complaining. He also sealed up a ton of cracks around the foundation. The only thing that stymied me was when they were coming up the bathtub drain. I decided that Drano was the correct solution. It’s for removing things out of drains, isn’t it?

Hi, everyone! I’ve been so busy, no time to MMP. I do have a thread about my brother and his fire. I’d love it if you all contributed.

Cherry denizens are beginning to get well. Little baby boy is so sweet when he’s not sick. I almost forget what a joy he is. Here’s a news flash: HE SPOKE A COMPLETE SENTENCE. It was “I like cookies.”

LiLi – congratuations! As a mama veteran of much things preggo, I’m here to help if you have any questions or concerns! Also any nursing questions I’m SURE I can answer.

Howdy Y’all! Kisses, hugs, yays and icks to all that need 'em. I have a sinus headache. ICK! Woke up all stuffy and sniffly. It’s so dry here that stuff seems to be just thick in the air.

Speakin’ of ants, everyday I skim dead ants out of the pool. I know they’re goin’ there in search of water, but apparently chlorined up water is not good for ants. That means the skimmer is also full of dead ants every morning. Double ICK! It’s not as bad as when I find dead frogs in there though. :eek: That’ll happen as summer progresses.

Yay on the progress BioRosie!

One thing I dislike about the SDMB - there’s always someone who thinks they know better than you, whether they actually do or not. I’ve decided to stay away from all threads about Korean because there is a certain poster who thinks he is The Ultimate Authority when it comes to Korean despite the fact that I’ve been speaking the stupid language since I could talk. :rolleyes:

Good morning, everyone. Have a paper on Shakespeare’s sonnets due tomorrow so must get busy. LiLi, good luck with those ants. Ants are eeeeeeevil.

Bugs are passe, although my sister gets wigged out by earwigs. Much fun ensues when she finds gophers in the skimmer trap. That happens about once a week at her place.

I think they’re coming through under the kitchen cabinets, because that’s where they’re centred. I’ve windexed the floor. I hate bugs. Bugs should stay outside, where I can avoid them. I hate bugs. I hate bugs.

Ellen, I’m sending an email off to establish you in my contacts. I’m sure I’ll have many, many questions. I did find out from Mum yesterday that she didn’t get morning sick. That’s great. I’m keeping my fingers crossed.
Gophers? Yuck.