“Trust the CCG,” they tell me.
“Don’t hit submit twice,” I hear.
“The SDMB will come through for you,” they say.
THEY LIE.
(Plus my computer really hated me last night when I was trying to post.)
So I start a thread entitled “That’s it, I’ve had it - I’m leaving and not coming back…”.
Problem is, the Straight Dope ate my OP! 
(No, not the dingo, the SDMB.)
The clever part was the first line of my OP which was supposed to read, "… for two weeks. 
"
Apologies to all those who thought I was pulling some kind of “I’m leaving and never coming back” routine (and thank you for your quick thinking, Euty)- the thread title was meant to be the lead-in to the joke, but without the OP, it was useless - useless! [sub]grumble grumble razzin frazzin mumble mumble[/sub]
{ahem}
So, anyways, real life has beaten the stuffing out of me lately (among other things, San Diego Pride was hellish, but worth it, as the booth for the group I’m currently head of did a fabulous job advertising, and I see good things coming soon for us), so I’m off to the 31st annual SCA Pennsic War in <ahem> beautiful Butler, Pennsylvania to relax in the 14th century away from All Things Real Life (kind of like a Dopefest, 'cept in funnier clothes).
I started a thread earlier asking who was going, so those people who said they were had best stop in my encampment and say hi, durn it!
I will leave this coming Friday and return in about two weeks, at which time I expect this place to be spotless. And no toga parties while I’m gone!
Esprix
