Marge: [growls] That’s true… but he shouldn’t say it.
Homer: Guys like me… I’m a guy like me!
“But I’m not a missionary! I don’t even believe in Jebus!”
… a few seconds later…
“Save me Jebussss!” - Homer
“Crying isn’t going to make your dog come back. Unless you tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog!”- Homer
LISA: “What’s a muppet?”
HOMER: “Well, it’s not quite a mop, and it’s not quite a puppet, but MAN! laughing really hard So in answer to your question, I don’t know.”
The scene: Homer is digging around the couch for a peanut. He finds instead $20.
Homer: AW! Twenty dollars?! I wanted a peanut.
Homer’s Brain: Twenty dollars is better than a peanut!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer’s Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo hoo!