I think the translation is something like “Wait till the boys back home hear about this!”
Another line I just thought of (I’m paraphrasing here):
Thanksgiving parade announcer (as a balloon deflates): Well, it looks like ol’ Bullwinkle’s got a taste of his own medicine. Wait-that didn’t make a bit of sense, did it?
Other announcer: No, it didn’t.
[eastern bloc accent] Put it in “H”!!! [/eastern bloc accent]
I use this one all the time, kinda like a “get it in gear and move!”
[sub]and I use “carhole” all the time too.[/sub]
“Stop them! They’re slowly getting away!”
I don’t think I’ve read a single Krusty the clown quote… so here’s one -
Krusty, in the episode where he discovers he has a small daughter from a previous liason, and he tries to take her to the beach for some father/daughter bonding -
Krusty: “Listen, kid, I’m not the kind of dad who, you know, does things, or says stuff, or looks at ya. But the love is there!”
Kearney junior: I sleep in a drawer!
The fact that he sounds just like Ralph Wiggum makes it even funnier.
Bart: What’ll we do Dad?
Homer: Praise the grizzlies, son.
Homer, in response to a question about whether he was licking psychedelic frogs: “I’m not not licking frogs.”
Doctor Nick, examining Bart’s X-Rays in preparation for lawsuit against Burns:
“Now, thees, is whiplash, and theese, here, is trauuuuma!”
Bart, needing a quick trip to the nurse at school:
"Oooooohhhhhh, my ovaries!
IIRC, it’s something to the effect of “Oooh, we can see who the boss is around here!” Very appropriate, since Barbara had just ordered George to apologize to Homer.
Nelson’s buddies after catching him kissing Lisa: “Dude, you kissed a girl! That is SO GAY!”
Grandpa Simpson (after he’s done something wrong): “Call me mint jelly, 'cause I’m on the lam!”
I don’t know what it is about that, but it cracks me up every time! LOL!!
From memory so it’s not exact: I always cracked up at one particular Simpsons where Homer just made friends with Flanders and they’re leaving the ballpark and as they are about to pass Carl and Lenny, Flanders asks Homer if he should hide so not to embarrass Homer. Homer says no and leans out the window and yells and the boys…“This is Ned Flanders and he is my friend!!!”
Carl: “What he’d say?”
Lenny: “I dunno…something about being gay”
I don’t know why I find that so funny but it just cracks me up.
“Quick! Chew through my ball sack!” - Skinner
“Thank you for coming… I’ll see you in hell!” - Apu
GRIMES: “Look at him, he eats like a pig!”
LENNY: “Nah, pigs tend to chew. I’d say he eats more like a duck.”
“Take that, Springfield Elementary! Take that, Quickie Mart! Take that, Nuclear Power Pl–* d’oh, fiddlesticks.” - Monty Burns
“Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.” -Lisa
Homer: “Selma my dear, how are ya? Uh huh…uh huh…uh huh, listen, shut up for a second.”
Lisa: “Dad, what’s a muppet?”
Homer: “Well it’s not quite a mop and not quite a puppet, but maaaaan…HAHAHAHAHAHA! So to answer your question, I dunno.”
Homer remembers he’s supposed to pick up Bart and flies out of the bathtub and out the front door.
Lisa: “Dad, hide your shame!”
Ned: “Oh Homey, I can see your doodle!”
Homer: I love Teamsters; they’re so lazy and surly.
Rainier Wolfcastle (as Radioactive Man):
“Up and at them!”
“Hello President Clinton? If anyone would where to get some Tang round here, it’d be you!”
How could I forget a favorite from the baseball episode?
When Mike Sosa is laid up in the emergency room with radiation poisoning:
“Can’t…lift…arm…or…speak…at…normal…rate!”
Homer: Gotta go, Moe, my damn weiner kids are listening.
Moe: Say anything and your next words will be muffled by your own butt.
Lisa: It’s just a bird thing, you don’t control the birds, you will someday, but not now.
Patty: There goes the last lingering threat of my heterosexuality.
Homer: Do I know what rhetorical means?
Homer: You intergalatic hussy!