Paris Hilton - Out of jail after 3 days???

I heard that the reason was that the matron lost her watch during the cavity search.

No, they thought that given her history, a cavity search wouldn’t be needed.

Perhaps it’s because they didn’t have any crotchless orange jumpsuits.

You know, if that’s true, I’ll bet this could very well be the answer.

As far as how I feel about it: meh. I didn’t think she’d serve 45 days, I didn’t think she’d serve 30. I was hoping she’d have a week in general population or enough time to scare some sense into her a little bit without something bad happening to her.

Well, it’s certainly good to have lots of money and connections, huh?

The worst part is that people are going to throw this around as a failure of justice. They’ll frickin’ throw this around. They won’t throw around people that spent years in hard labor and then exonerated by DNA, they won’t throw Kevorkian out there as an example or anything, they’ll cite Paris Hilton.

If she did have a “hunger strike”, I wouldn’t expect her to get tubed. You’ve got to weigh a cost/benefit enalysis. Is it worth it to tube Paris (heh…I said “tube Paris”) and go that far with it?

The French Revolution makes more sense to me now.

Sir, when the revolution happens, it’s not going to be pretty.

God damn, if that’s not the perfect response to this situation I don’t know what is. Bravo.

-Joe

Nor will it be televised.

Huh. I didn’t know you could tube Paris. I thought you could tube London, or metro Paris.

Of course people will throw her name around when it comes to symptoms of a failed justice system.
The people who sat in jail for crimes they didn’t commit are, for the most part, were poor minorities. Paris is rich and white… the two issues go hand in hand. The haves vs. the have nots.

I’ll bet her house arrest stint will be just as short lived.
If you have money you can do whatever the F%*# you want 90% of the time.

That’s f____ed up.

Unbelievable. You’ve got to love a country like the US, where there’s endless entertainment like this. If I think of it as anything else, I’d spend most of my days slightly angry.

Anyway, it’s not as though she was planning on spending the time bettering herself:

The first part of that quote only elicited an eyeroll from me. She want’s to make the world better? :rolleyes: Then I got to the part where it sounds more like she wants the world to change its collective attitude about her.

Dear Paris,

Yeah, we’ll get right on that.

Yours truly,
The World

Oh, come on. OJ isn’t white.

This is like, so fair, oh my god, like justice served her soooo right.

Pathetic.

C’mon folks, you really didn’t expect that stick thin excuse for a woman to serve the full sentence did you.

As has been said, money talks, and at times it fucking shouts

If you’re going to quote me use the entire quote…


The people who sat in jail for crimes they didn’t commit are, for the most part, were poor minorities. Paris is rich and white… the two issues go hand in hand. The haves vs. the have nots.

If you have money you can do whatever the F%*# you want 90% of the time.

Please check the bolded text. O.J.'s ass falls in there too.

The “haves” get media coverage. The “have-nots” don’t. It makes all the difference.

-Joe

Sure, but as an entertaining website I read puts it

-Joe

The admins at the jail were probably afraid she’d GIVE it to everyone and there’d be a plague.

It seems to me that OJ is just about as white as any black man could possibly be. He’s like the Don “No Soul” Simmons of wife murderers.

I feel sorry for her. Now people are really going to hate her (for a long time).

Dear Paris,

We think you are a disgusting pig. If you want people to change their attitudes about you, serving three days in jail for crimes that would have had a normal person incarcerated for 40 days is not the way to do it. Go screw yourself.

-The World