Infidel! God doesn’t hear prayers unless you put some effort into it!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRNK!
(Besides, do you have any idea how many inches of skull those prayers have to get through?)
It’s so odd, Robertson himself was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer. I wonder if God would put it into his mind to retire . . .
I will be praying that the idiot Scalia will retire.
God, was there some kind of contest to be the biggest asshole in the world? I’d say Robertson made the finals.
I don’t know why anything he says surprises me. He’s the biggest fucknut in the world, but at least he doesn’t pretend he’s not a hateful bastard.
looking at the picture on CNN’s site, it makes me thing Pat is actually saying
“Pray for retirement we will. hmmmMMMmm.”
I myself will be praying to Acme, the Goddess of Anvils, to dole out punishment and she sees fit.
At least Pat isn’t wishing aloud for liberal justices to die
Liberal columnist Julianne Malveaux, on the other hand, stated on TV that she hoped Clarence Thomas would eat a lot of fatty foods and die of a heart attack.
So if Pat’s prayers were answered-the liberal justices would retire, Bush would appoint new ones, these justices would be conservatives and their political views would be more agreeable to Pat.
Why not just pray for the liberal justices to turn into conservatives? It’s less complicated and saves time and hearings.
Do Pat’s prayers usually have these extra steps?
‘O Lord, please send some one to open the door(A). This will push the bowling ball(B) down the ramp©and onto the see-saw(D), launching the toy plane(E) into the cat(F). This causes the cat to run across the street(G) through the gay pride parade(H). All the sinful, Satnan-worshiping, witchraft-practicing, lesbians(I) are so distracted by what they believe to be a fellow minion of Lucifer, that they crash their floats(J) into eachother and the parade is cancelled. Amen.’
I want to smack the people that biatch about “God being taken out of schools”. Uh-huh, because kids are strip-searched for Bibles at the door and anyone who dares begin to pray out is hustled off into a back room and pummelled.
Or maybe Pat has those special Bibles where the part in Matthew about praying in public isn’t there. You know, the expurgated version.
I wonder if Pat knows that there are both Bibles and organized prayer clubs in practically every public high school in the country? I mean, really… it’s not exactly a secret. For that matter, why on earth do his followers believe this line when many of their children join these clubs and bring their Bibles to school? The whole thing baffles me.
Fisherqueen, I’m with you-
I graduated in 93. It was an average suburban, publich high school. Part of the dress code prohibited hats in classes. However, my yarmulke was an exercise of my first ammendment rights, and thus exempt from the rules.
Maybe school policies have really changed in the past ten years.
Maybe the Jewish Conspiracy(which, like the local B’nei Brith, doesn’t seem to want me as a member[sub]a frowning Jewish smiley would be handy here[/sub]) is trying to drive Christianity from public schools. Hmmm…Will we see gefilte fish on the cafeteria menus? Will crossing guards be replaced by Mogen Daviding guards? English teachers will teach Jewish grammar maybe? The pledge of allegiance will add a line reminding students that it wouldn’t kill them to chat with their poor mammas once in a while?
In 1968 I worked in the English book room of my high school, and there were stacks of Bibles. I read them when I wasn’t doing anything else. I’m very grateful - this started me on the road to atheism.
Best headline ever:
Damn, matt, that’s funny!
This incident has changed my understanding of prayer. Pat Robertson is asking God for a specific action (the retirement of 3 judges). But, they have NOT retired! So this MUST be God’s will (or am I wrong).
Seems to me that OPPOSING the willof God is an act of defiance (sin).
So Robertson should NOT be asking God for such an intervention…instead, he should PRAY to be able to DISCERN God’s willin all of this!
Am I right?
Why did I have to read this on my lunch break?
Robin
Thanks, MsRobin – I think! 
So Pat Robertson is claiming credit for the downfall of Communism? :eek: At least Al Gor had something substantive to underlie his claim!
But Pat needs to get the classic definition of Christian humility:
If you’ll recall, the last time he went public praying for God’s wrath on sinners, it was telling Him to smite the homosexuals gathering at Orlando for Gay Days at Disney World by sending the hurricane brewing in the Atlantic there.
And God cooperated and sent the hurricane to smite the sinners. Right at Pat’s HQ in Virginia Beach! ;j
I suddenly have a vision of a naked Ann Coulter wearing manacles and a studded leather collar, in a cage before a muscular (yet stoic) man with sweaty armpits:
In point of fact, my keyboard has the collywobbles – it sporadically eats E’s, and irregularly substitutes -xz- for -S-.
But you deserve the Fenris Memorial Award for creative parody for that little excerpt!
Ugh. I wonder if Zahn was thinking to herself “he’s bringing up improper analogies and skirting the real issue here” as she interviewed Robertson.:mad: The even worse thing is that this interview makes him out to be someone who sounds like he knows what he’s talking about.
What Pat’s doing is kinda like praying to God to win the lottery. We all have stuff we’d like, but God’s not a giant ATM, either.