Well I’m not worrying too much, because Pat’s God is clearly not all-powerful.
Virtually impossible? For God? If He can’t change the minds of a bunch of legislators, how’s He supposed to change the minds of the Supreme Court Justices?
OTOH, Robertson could be saying that, given how often his prayers are answered, it would take such an inordinate amount of prayer to cause as to be pointless (relative to the effort).
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Matt may be on to something, miracle-wise. I mean, if prayer can “cure” a homosexual, could not God zap Pat into a totally nelly drag queen? On TV?
I"ve gone through three changes of underwear reading this thread. You guys gotta quit with the funnies, or I gotta find a thicker brand of Depends.
People actually go out on a Friday night to a Comedy Club and pay money to hear this kind of stuff.
I get it for free.
Strange that Robertson believes this Court has been turning the Constitution on it’s ear, and is upset with the way the justices have been ruling on certain cases.
He seemed okay with the Court when they decided the 2000 election in Bush’s favor.
Why’s he so concerned with a justice being 83 years old, if the man is in good physical and mental health why should God put it in his head to retire? When can we expect God to tell Pat to pack it in? He’s 73 himself and past the 65 and 70 mandatory corporate retirement ages he cited as examples. Perhaps he should turn everything over to his goofy son, Gordon. He could spend his golden years advising Charles Taylor on how to be an “elder stateman” if he goes into exile in Nigeria.
“Dear God, we ask You, Oh Heavenly Father, to stack the deck in our favor. To give us three sacred aces up our sleeve, because playing by the rules of our Constitution, althpugh we say You gave it to us through our Founding Fathers, is just too hard. We would pray for an amendent to require retirement, but it’s virtually impossible to follow that long and unfortunately legal process, even for You. Thus it is so, because I said it to Paula Zahn, and I’d hate to be made a fool by admitting that I put my foot in my mouth concerning You. Lord, please deliver us from the blight of “checks and balances” in our three branch federal government. In Your Name and your son, Jesus, we pray. Amen.”
Okay, who stole my dream log?
Bloody good thing Robertson doesn’t do vanity searches on this MB or he’d … well, be arrested for plagiarism when he printed this on his website.
Can’t say I’d shed many a tear.
“May the sweet Baby Jesus shut your mouth and open your mind”
- Prayer from the 60’s
Ah, yes, Lawyers of Gor, one of Norman’s best works! Right up there with
Houseplants of Gor
http://www.rdrop.com/users/wyvern/data/houseplants.html
and Kajira Doll:
http://www.jollyroper.com/gor/kajira.html
You should have put an “NSFW” warning on those, EC!
I almost got busted for that last link…! :eek:
Man! I want one of them!
Sorry, Rjung, since it was a doll and it wasn’t actually naked, it didn’t occur to me that I had to NSFW it, but you’re right, I prolly shoulda.
Now that would be a miracle!
Is it just me, or does ol’ pat have a REALLY huge effen head?
I’d love to see him, his big headed kid, Pete Popoff, Benny Hinn, Greg Dickow (that’s his name, really) that fat little pimp suit wearin’ bastard (hagee, I think) and FreeFlow Dollar, and all the rest all roped like cattle in a big circle up to their necks in honey and ants, whilst Mother Angelica pummeled them soundly with a large stick.
I’m no Catholic, but that hand grenade in a habit just cracks me up.
And if the six “liberals” do retire, then perhaps Bush can pack the court with such Christian fundamentalist ideals like the porno-lovin’ Thomas or the Catholic Scalia?
Fair enough, as long as I can pray that the Lord will persuade ole Pat to retire and put duct tape over his mouth permanently.