Wow. Thanks!
If you wear the kilt and don’t mind our highly polished shoes, I’m sure some of us would convert to being Coldfiresexuals.
Careful, Mockingbird. Heloise will have you cojones hanging on her rear-view mirror…
“your”, obviously. sigh
In step with my usual characteristic brilliance, I emailed Mockingbird my info but forgot to say it’s from swampbear. Obviously my info should include “ditzy” and “ain’t too bright.” :rolleyes: <sigh>
But on you it’s endearing, hon! 
Being a close personal friend of Heloise herself, I have to say that this statement is just so wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
She’d never be so gauche to hang 'em from a rear-view mirror.
She’d keep them on her keychain.
Please don’t kill me tomorrow, Heloise.
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Originally posted by swampbear
In step with my usual characteristic brilliance, I emailed Mockingbird my info but forgot to say it’s from swampbear. bviously my info should include “ditzy” and “ain’t too bright.” <sigh>
So, I’m the one you look at and say:
“Him? Oh, don’t mind him. We never listen to him. He’s just here for decoration?”
Mm-hmm. Now shut up and massage. A little lower. No, more to the left. Ahhhhh, that’s it…
Ummmm, not to be too, um, anal, but per the Pit definition of sodomy, shouldn’t the site technically include anyone who has ever engaged in oral or anal sex, bestiality, or various other sex acts that don’t produce munchkins?
(I’m not trying to rain on your parade, so please don’t flame me. Just had a moment of uptight linguistic tendencies. Please recommence silliness and camraderie.)
And now there are nine listed.
I can say as a matter of pure fact and no ego, I doubt she’d want to be carrying around two golf balls in a furry pouch.
Sodomite was a term that was perjoratively thrown at gay men since the late 19th century. The first time I saw a reference to it was regarding Oscar Wilde.
jayjay created the name of the site on a lark and I saw the humour and the wonderful alliterative nature of it.
starts checking to find out how cheap it is to fly to Oregon
It’d be easier to massage you if you’d remove that banana stuck in your left pocket.
So, Mockingbird, How you doin?
Sent photo. (eep)
The only appropriate things I can think of to say are:
:eek:
And
“How you doin’?”
Who knew large testicles were such a big turn-on? 
I’m afraid you’re mistaken, sir. The gentleman dresses to the right.
It just sounds better than “Hey baby, check out my Grape-Nuts[sup]tm[/sup]”
I suppose that continuing on with this “bigger is better” logic, I should have all of the guys all over me if I mention (without even being egotistical) that my penis is 3 feet long, prehensile, and will cook you breakfast while simultaneously giving you a massage. Not only that, it is courteous and has exquisite taste.
But enough tooting my own horn. I don’t wish to come across as a braggart.