Well dood,
From what I heard, as soon as the menstrual flow begins, the vagina (hee-hee) begins to weave a web, consuming the labia and surrounding areas. It is 50x stronger than steel, and it will remain intact until the period is over. Also, the web is made out of solidified bad breath and discarded leisure suit threads. So no way, she is not horny.
At least, that’s what I learned in health class.
That movie taught me some important lessons in life. 1. I can build a robot that loves me. 2. I can reanimate my dead girlfriend by jamming bits of metal and silicon into her skull. Both are lessons I use on a daily basis…
By a process of elimination, we have determined that the above poster is…Al Gore.
Dood, the answer is yes to both questions.
oops, that should be filfil, what was I thinking?.. hmmm…
Oh, fer cryin out loud. Were you born in a bubble or did your females NEVER speak to you about sex?
- Yes, females can and DO have sex while bleeding. Personally, I don’t like it as much, but then I’m very neat and orderly with my body. I don’t like the stickiness. I like to be clean and neat, and I like my men the same way. Sweat in the heat of it is a different matter, but that’s a different topic.
- Whether a woman likes it or not is HER OPINION. You can’t just ask a question about all women and expect an accurate answer. Noone, not men, not women, not anyone, is going to be able to give you a general answer that will always work out.
- Guess what? Some women even like oral sex when they’re menstruating. As before, I don’t like the mess, so I don’t, but some do. And I’ve known men who liked to do it. It’s just blood and discarded lining (read, mucus/skin, the inside of the uterus). It’s not like they were licking the snot out of my nose or anything.
Wanna know what my advice is? Find a woman (or the woman you’re with) and ASK HER. If you can’t ask a woman about sex when you have sex with her, then your relationship is pretty messed up. If you can, why the heck are you asking us? It’s her preference, not ours.
-Elthia
Women who masturbate during their periods grow hair and warts on their hands. If they have intercourse, she will become pregnant with a child of the Devil.
Let the tumbrils roll!!
You’re not a man until you’ve earned your Red Wings.
Assuming the post is serious and not a troll, let me provide this link: http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/004831.html
(An attitude I simply don’t understand. This is the place to ask General Questions, is it not?)
FilFil, perhaps you’ll find some very straightforward answers to your questions in [ubb=http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/004831.html]this topic, that I posted a few months ago. Based on the replies I got, it seems being hyper-horny durning one’s menstrual cycle is fairly common in women. Go figure.
“Shayna… [one of] the most despised posters on this board.” As declared by WallyM7, on whose list I am most honored to be, no matter what it was a list of!
“Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - an original WallyM7 sig.
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Simulpost with Billdo - and his link to my topic actually worked. 
“Shayna… [one of] the most despised posters on this board.” As declared by WallyM7, on whose list I am most honored to be, no matter what it was a list of!
“Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - an original WallyM7 sig.
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Gotta get new glasses. I thought the topic said “periodical sex…” and was going to be about my favorite magazines.
My pleasure, Shayna. When I see a question like this I always ask myself is it a troll or part of the fight against ignorance. Obviously some of us have come to differing conclusions.
And by the way, I thought mouthbreather’s response was hilarious. The more you visualize it, the funnier it becomes.
Bill
I thought it was about sex being on the periodic table.
billdo:
I know. I laughed at that one, too. And Robbespiere’s. The humorous sarcasm here didn’t really bother me. The blatant rudeness of Elthia did. But that’s just my sensibilities. I guess since I had a similar, legitimate question a few months ago, I took offense that people would assume it was a stupid question for Filfil to have asked, or that one would have to be trolling to ask such a thing.
Shayna ::trying to imagine how much sex would hurt if my vagina was really 50x stronger than steel:: 
“Shayna… [one of] the most despised posters on this board.” As declared by WallyM7, on whose list I am most honored to be, no matter what it was a list of!
“Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - an original WallyM7 sig.
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
My ‘blatant rudeness’ was a response to a question which could easily have been answered by common sense.
My first sentence was rude, I will admit and apologize for the gut reaction.
The rest, however, was my response. Are women capable of having sex when they have their period? Does the hole shrivel up and become incapable of being used in that manner? Come on, THINK for a bit. I don’t consider it a case of ignorance, but a case of stupidity. In ignorance, you don’t know more than common sense would tell you, and you are trying to find out more. In stupidity, you ignore common sense and never really wanted to know, asking is a troll-trick.
Whether she gets turned on at that time is a personal thing for anyone - everyone has different quirks. My pointing that out was not, in my opinion, rude, but simply pointing out the obvious to those who can’t - or won’t - see it.
-Elthia
I expect people to think. I don’t expect them to agree with me, only to think for themselves.
Just as an aside, I get realllly horny right before my flow starts. My boyfriend locked me out of the bedroom once during that time. WImp.
I mis-wasted my youth.
Elthia:
You will find, the more time you spend here, that a fairly large number of questions here appear as though common sense could answer them. But what may seem obvious to you, could be as clear as mud to the person who inquired. If that sort of thing bothers you, I think you’ll find yourself becoming very frustrated on these message boards. And as you can see from the replies to my topic in January (if you’ve read through it), the question of horniness during menstruation is not something that everyone automatically knows about without inquiry.
Pointing out that degrees of horniness are personal and varied, in and of itself, isn’t rude. It was the tone of your reply. It may be cliché, but often it’s not what you say, but how you say it.
Accepted. And since the board seems to be in an apologetic mood lately (if you wonder what I mean, check out the BBQ Pit), I, too, will apologize for calling you rude. I guess having my period makes me more than just horny. 
Forgive me?
(Oh, and welcome aboard!)
Shayna ::still trying to imagine the pleasure or pain principle of a 50x stronger than steel vagina::
“Shayna… [one of] the most despised posters on this board.” As declared by WallyM7, on whose list I am most honored to be, no matter what it was a list of!
“Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - an original WallyM7 sig.
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
I’d also like to point out that things that seem like common sense to adults may seem completely unfamiliar and unusual, and even strange, to a teenager, or someone who has no experience with the opposite sex.
I’ll never forget when I was 16 years old and travelling cross-country with my father. I was reading a book, a novel, with some graphic sex scenes in it, which was my first exposure to such things. There was some reference to the woman’s after-sex mop-ups, including a discussion of having “it” dribbling out of you after sex. I had absolutely no clue as to what the book was talking about, and there was no adult of my acquaintance that I would have been comfortable asking the question of. Had there been a relatively anonymous forum like this to come to with the question it would have been great.
And count me out for sex on the first three days of my period. I get cramps too badly, and I took like to be “neat.” Although I don’t really mind sex after those first three heavy days, I’d still rather not.
Goldie
Gentlemen certainly DO prefer blondes –
and with good reason!
Interesting. To be honest, the board was presented to me in the same … attitude, shall we say? Of Heartless Bitches International. There, forgetting to use your common sense is a Capital Crime. Looking things up in books counts as common sense. It’s a very confrontational place, and you have to be on your toes to post there - they will not (ever) use manipulation or childish techniques, but boy will they ever poke holes in your arguments if you get lazy with logic. grin Guess I’m used to honesty being more important than tact.
Thinking about it this way, I can see where that might come up. I’m just not used to seeing people ask about things they could be reading about. Though I guess, with the right temperament, even amazon isn’t anonymous enough for some things. Actually, I’m considering letting that be my ‘role’, if I settle into one. I like to talk about sex and plumbing (sexual plumbing anyway). Clarifying things like that should be fun.
Accepted. And since the board seems to be in an apologetic mood lately (if you wonder what I mean, check out the BBQ Pit), I, too, will apologize for calling you rude. I guess having my period makes me more than just horny. Forgive me?
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Of course.
I’ve never been one to hold a grudge - I’ll thwap someone good and hard and get it over with instead. wicked grin
Thanks.
Bwahahaha - the real trick is that they couldn’t do it. Sure, WE could get off (oh, tell me the biggest prime number you can think of, baby wicked grin). But they couldn’t get in!
-Elthia