Sigh…that’s not what I meant. Never mind, I don’t want to go there.
Can I get a pocket-sized hit of that karma?
See, I’m not sure I want matrimony, and all that getting you interested and ripping your heart out seems like such a lot of effort…oy.
Will a hearty ‘Hey ArrMatey, get bent!’ at least rate me a date for Saturday night, think?
It only really seems to work if you at least get me interrested in you first. Flirt a bit, we’ll see where it goes.