I signed up. Fun stuff.
I’m Snoopdoggydog #4403
Since I started I have been attacked twice and have one unread message. How do I read it though?
#5725, Queen_of_the_Night
Garf226 (#5962). I have no clue what I’m doing. Help me! (if you can find it in your little pimp heart to). Please don’t slaughter me, though.
Pickles #6144
I’m reading my Pimp Bible and I’m ready to play!!
Another pimp virgin here. Signed up as Pimp-homaniac, #6790.
Tequila Mockingbird and virgin in the same sentence… that’s funny 
Okay… count me in. ConswellaDevil #6443.
Bitch.
To all the newbies out there: AK’s are the key.
A strat that I like to use in the beginning is to buy about 250 pistoles, that way my thugs will stay fairly happy (give them beer too!) while I build up my forces. If you start out finding 15 thugs, but only have 2 AK’s; you’re thugs are going to leave you. But if you have 15 thugs and 250 pistoles, everyone is going to be happy and you can take your money and buy some AK’s. The pistoles are a cheap way of keeping thugs happy, they don’t protect you at all though so be sure to get AK’s.
Damn, i can’t spell. That should be your, not you’re.
pezpunk, you can access messages through the “Open Console” link at the bottom of the main page.
Newbies, you can get some valuable hints in the old thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70840
Yeah, and don’t forget to update your profile!
Look me up at HoSlappinRob #6904
Hope Caldazar doesn’t mind me ganking his post…
FTR, I’m GillBates on RL.
FTR, I’m not going to have the time to head/manage the cartel, so if you play RL a lot (just to kinda keep up on the thug/uzi buying) let me know and you can get promoted! (If only real life were this easy.) 
Anybody having a hard time logging in right now? I was at work playing and now when I get home It wont accept my password. I see that in the games link it says 0/10,000 players. Did the game reset? is the server down? I need a fix 
Hey, I have signed on as Hound_Dog #6130, and I want to join StraightDope so we can jack up all those other wack pimp bastids.
I got on! Nevermind what I asked before
And thanks for the invite manservant!
I’m signed up as Lowrider_Fiero. I sent a message to sue, invite me! I’m doing horrible so far.
which is better, networth or firepower? I’m finding my friend is the Tec-9 early, it’s cheap, and throws a good amout of lead. you cant’ afford too many ak’s in the early stages, so the tec 9 is your buddy.
i just signed up. Handsome_Al in the hizouse! i’m sending you a message sue, hopefully the dopest pimp alliance up in this mug isnt already full.
regards,
WL