Damn it mom! you don’t have to hide your fuck’n hotdogs in the fridge! I gave two of your fuck’n CHICKENPORKSHIT weiners to the stray cat outside, you said, you bought them by mistake, you hate em and intended to throw them out, so why resort to hiding them in the far corner of your fridge instead of where you usually keep them (in door)? When I asked you about it, mom, your expression gave you away–BUSTED. So, I’ll buy you a fuckload of weiners tomorrow! For 3 yrs now, I’ve been your full-time caregiver 24/7/3-hundred fuck’n-65 days a year! I cleared all your fraudulently acquired credit card debt for you, $84-fuck’n thousand dollars!!! it took me 5 years, the latest acct, just two-fuck’n-days ago!!!, I’ve showered you with luxury vacations, expensive gifts etc; your whacked out doctor told you you’d be dead by xmas 04, I found you better doctors and compared to your previous quality of life, your living a queens life today!.. you just fuck’n pissed me off with that little tiny thing you did… just crushed me. Why mom? … sigh.