Please Join Me for the Pitting of LinusK

“My first thought was, he lied in every word…”

You’re incorrect about the feminism that I believe in and practice, and the feminism of most feminists I know. My feminism is about advocating that women and men be treated equally by government and society.

While I find this entirely admirable and I love you for it, you went on about 33 words longer than you needed to.

The problem is that feminists like you don’t matter. The “extremists” are the ones that are the most active. They’re the ones that get columns in major newspapers, they’re the ones that have online campaigns that people hear about, and they’re the ones that get policies enacted. Who are we supposed to judge a movement by, if not its most active and well-known members? Does it matter if there is a silent majority of egalitarian feminists?

Oho! Score one for the Jack! Unless…

Do you know how you had that feeling that you were so confident that you knew that wasn’t a word, and that I couldn’t have been using a word you weren’t familiar with, that you went right ahead and posted the above even though you could have just looked it up, just in case, and nobody would have ever known? Do you know that level of just utter certainty you felt about it?

That’s what they call a “case in point.”

If by “egalitarian” you mean “people who believe other people should be treated equally by government and by society regardless of race, religion, gender, etc.”, then most prominent feminists that I’m aware of (e.g. Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Emma Watson, most Democrats in office in the US, Beyonce and many other entertainment celebs, etc.) are egalitarian feminists.

He’s not very bright, but on the plus side, he’s also oblivious!

Obvious, or olive?

I can think of ways to make both of them make sense!

Jack of Words: Extremist.

OK, who wasn’t paying him enough attention? You know how he gets.

It was your turn!

Hmm… neither one, then.

No, no, we got together and voted to give you custody. You weren’t, uh, here that day.

This is an example of that unfair bias in custody arrangements, isn’t it? Rather unfair to jsgoddess, in this case.

And NO I am NOT volunteering!

Oh all right. In the interests of gender equality, we’ll give him to Jimmy Chitwood.

You think it’s unfair to jsgoddess? What are you, an extremist?

Extremism in the pursuit of jsgoddess not having custody is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of jsgoddess having custody is no virtue!

He knows less about economics than he does about women.

Geez… I, uh, I work a lot of hours, you know?