"Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."

According to George Carlin, this is one of those things you never hear. I’m willing to believe it, but it makes me wonder if anything similar has been spoken.

To whom it may apply, have you ever asked someone to stop blowing you? What were the circumstances?

Myself, I can recount a situation where teeth came into play, but a quick warning defanged the problem and allowed the fun to continue.

I actually have a male friend who was raped by three women when he was a teenager, so I suppose he would have been motivated to say it.

There definitely have been cases where a guy has been sexually abused in that fashion. (I, myself, wouldn’t object, but . . . .)

My ex swatted me on the top of my head and told me to “stop. Just stop.”

Oh, certainly. A few times. I would imagine that it’s perfectly common. Not sure how interesting those stories would be to anyone, so I’ll leave it at that.

I can see any number of reasons for it. Personal preferences, the house is on fire, circumstances I won’t get into in Amsterdam, fellatio-phobia, sudden onrush of shame, sudden onrush of “WTF am I doing syndrome”, the phone ringing…

Threatening to call the police? No. Feeling in any way threatened or under duress? No.

…really, really needing to pee…

Yep, when I am tired and all screwed out for the night I don’t want to get blown back up I just want to sleep.

I haven’t seen the bit. But, considering what I know about Carlin, I think you’re missing the point. Sure, there are times when you would ask someone to stop felicitating you. But threatening to call the cops if you don’t stop seems really strange.

Scenario 1: All sexual contact from this person is unwanted. That’s rape. Why would you only call the police if they stop?

Scenario 2: Just fellatio is unwanted. At first, you’re going to ask them to stop nicely. If they don’t, you might ask again to make sure they heard you. But if they are ignoring you. they are raping you, and, again, why would you only call the cops if they stop?

Scenario 3: Fellatio was wanted, but now is not. Maybe you weren’t getting hard, for reasons–it happens. Maybe there’s something else more important. Still, again, you’re going to ask them to stop, not threaten them with the police.

“Stop [sexual contact] or I’ll call the police” is just inherently unlikely. It doesn’t fit into that area where it could be initially no big deal but repetition could make it bad. It’s not like, say, staring at someone.

But “please stop” seems perfectly likely.

My take was simply that it’s super easy to imagine a lady in a situation where she would want/need to call the police to stop unwanted sexual contact. But you’ll never see a man in that situation.

So, that whole thing again.

Apologies if the point was something else.

He may have been motivated to say it, but I’m thinking he never actually got around to it.

Not to trivialize his assault.

Way back in college I was driving while getting one and had a sudden flash of Garp paranoia, so we stopped…

the car you mean? Otherwise, boooooo!

:smiley:

I had a girlfriend a long time ago that thought it would be really funny to do that while I was trying to talk to my mom on the phone.

That was just… wrong.

When polled on the subject, 2% of men said that they loved the physical sensation, 3% said they got off on the feeling of power over the woman, and 95% said that they savored the quiet time.

One thing about it is, you’re in no position to make threats.

Well, it used to be funny. Amazingly, this madness begins with the assertion that someone ELSE is missing the point.

Again, sexual assault: Slapstick comedy when it’s a man, horror movie when it’s a woman.

Sorry if I’m being PC and ruining the party. Just the same old tired observation, I guess. Imagine saying the quoted bit in the context of man-on-woman rape. Not so funny.

Do a lot of rapists eat pussy? I wonder what the statistics are on that.

Wow, autocorrect sucks, doesn’t it? Although, it came close with the archaic definition.

Pretty much. I have several times had to comment on Facebook with “it is funny because it is rape” when friends, often quite feminist, have made “dropping the soap in the shower” style jokes.

Personally, during a period of depression when medication utterly removed my sex drive, my then girlfriend tried to force herself on me many times in a way that if had been boy on girl would have had everyone screaming rape. The sad thing is, I still have a hard time accepting that what she did to me was wrong. I am that conditioned to think a man is just supposed to like it at all times.