Please join me in welcoming our newest SDMB moderator, xash, who will help mind the shop in General Questions. xash got the job for the following reasons:
He knows a lot about computers, so now we can bug somebody besides Jerry.
He has a droll sense of humor, which God knows he’ll need on this job.
He’s from Bombay, India (now officially Mumbai, India). Is that cool or what?
Glad to have you aboard, xash. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Hey, mucho congrats, xash! Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. 
Welcome aboard, xash.
Excellent. Everything is proceeding according to…
Uh, was that my out-loud voice? Oops.
Welcome, xash (who, like all discerning posters, uses the lowercase), to the mod squad!
Hi new mod! And welcome.
Aw man, another person I have to add to my Moderator stalk list. Welcome aboard. 
Welcome to the mod position, xash!
Great reasons listed for choosing you! Happy trails!
Good job there, Xash.
Can I pit you? Pretty please? It will be fun, I promise.
You nazi.
Probably a stupid question this but - Did Xash used to be a Member?
No, they just picked him at random out of 6 billion people on Earth for the job. :wally
FYI it still says ‘member’ under his name.
:mad: @ Q.E.D
FTR, xash is still isted as a lowly member like us plebes… will that change?
Oh, and welcome aboard!
Q.E.D. - I think this has to be your favourite forum. You are always one of the first to post in here.
He has to post his 27 posts a day somewhere
Oh, and just to be jokingly anal, I believe this post to be inaccurate for many reasons which I won’t get into here. YMMV.
Congratulations xash. Have you selected your groupies yet?
Welcome xash. Just out of curiousity, how the hell do you pronounce “xash”? zash? exash?
You didn’t mention the chocolates. I sent sooo many chocolates. If you ain’t gonna give 'em credit, I want my chocolates back. Nice Indian chocolates too.
Only you’ll have to cross a few seas to reach this one.
Congrats - good to see someone from a different time zone…
Ok, but make sure you have strong issues… otherwise it’ll turn into just another welcoming party.