What a vicious, twisted lot of dopers we have here. I wish there were ways we could use everyone’s suggestions.
How about taking all the nastiest,most vile murders, rapist and violent criminals in our country (they’d volunteer for this, I’m sure) train them in weaponry (it would be a refresher course for most, I’m sure.) and have them do the ground assault in Afghanistan. Thus sparing our troops ( who are looking younger and younger) possible death.
Acording to the Islamic faith, engaging in homosexual activity puts one in just such a state of filth, even if it’s done by force. This is best I can recall from my “History of Islam” course about 10 years ago. If you can find anyone willing to sodomize them, that’s your answer.
More than likely, they’d sign up with the terrorists at that point. Rapists and murderers and such aren’t exactly known for their compassion towards their fellow man, nor their patriotism, nor are they particularly disciplined enough to use as soldiers. Give them weapons, train them in their use, and you’ve got mucho trouble, not an effective fighting force.
While I certainly admire those of you calling for restraint, you’re forgetting the spirit of this thread. It’s POLITICALLY INCORRECT ways to deal with the scum, remember?
What a wonderfully imaginative lot the rest of you are!
Remember that man/dog mutation from Invasion of the Body Snatchers created when one of the pods morphed a bum sleeping with his dog? The dog came running up and had the guy’s head?
I’d like to see some enormous sow pig with hanging teats that Romulus & Uncle Remus would drool over morphed with a clean shaven, Pope Hat wearing Osamahead. His mouth would be surgically altered into a disgusting, perverted smile, as if he was enjoying the male goat stapled to his crotch.
Voice box removed, he’d wander the streets of Kabul to the end of his days, disgusting, reviled by all. Everyone who’d worshipped him before would have nothing to do with his memory or his message.
This might be a little harder that the others to carry out but it’s the thought that counts, right?
Or “The Dirty Dozen, 2001”
Ok, here’s one:
Once the perpetrators are caught, create a life size flat cutout of their body. front back and sides
Every available inch of said boards are covered with sharp needles.
Dip needles in acid
Poke said needles into the body far enough to cause excruciating pain, then pull out for a second of relief.
Repeat ad-nauseum until they die a natural death.