Unfortunately, she decided to give writing another shot. It’s not pretty. It’s a bunch of sexist insulting tripe.
Gee, I don’t know.
[spoiler]Whats the going price of a pound of meat these days? That is what we’re doing right? Hanging them up like meat to be judged (without us being judged ourselves)?
I’ll tell you the truth: If I was 3000 miles away from where I should be 40 hours a week, 365 days a year, and I saw either… well, I hope I’d have the class & the balls to say “Hi! I really loved your work as has my family, especially when you did this . I loved this about it & I thought it worked. And if you have time for coffee, my treat, here’s why.”
I hope I’d have that grace & that much class; I hope I’d have a firm handshake & look either of them in the eye. And I hope that whatever the result, whatever I did that day, it could be counted as a Good part of their day, not a Bad part that they’d rather forget.
I’ll never know what its like to be them. I’ll never know what its like to dread ever stepping out of my house because some [del]terrorist[/del] free-lance photo-journalist might be there with a camera. I’ll never know what its like to truly love someone, be very close to marrying them, and have my life destroyed on a resort beach by some lens-clown looking to make his Camero payment. I’ll never know what its like to have the heart, the perseverance, the guts, and the grace to re-shape my entire body, without a single complaint, just to please magazine Ass-hats. I’ll never know what its like to receive faint-praise for having a ‘great body’ while being totally ignored for all of the incredibly amazing traits that made that possible, traits that were there inside of her during every single shape her body has ever had, from 3 to 30. I’m on another corner of the planet and even I can even see that through Magellan’s telescope. I’ll never know what their blind-spot excuse was; poor circulation? Stroke?
You see, I’m a Nobody. Pictures of me don’t sell [del]rags[/del] papers. And I have nothing to lose. Those jerks can bluster all they want about me never doing lunch in that town again. I don’t even serve lunch there; they hold no power over me. None.
Choose one of them?
Bite me.
I’d wish both of them a Very Merry Christmas if I could, but I hope they never have to stoop to read this thread to hear it. Don’t get me wrong, I love this Message Board and even brag about it elsewhere. But its threads like this, on Christmas Eve, that make me wonder why. [/spoiler]
JLH will be mine.
And I am not afraid to take out anyone who gets in my way.
Christmas Eve??? Fuck Christmas.
Sarah, because Jennifer seems rather dumb and I actually think her boobs are a bit too big for her frame. But it doesn’t matter for, as many of you know, I’ve long been smitten by Keira Knightley: http://lh4.ggpht.com/_deHyWgFUXnM/SkGJvIV-FOI/AAAAAAAAOP4/5VUX-lxCpmU/Kiera+Knightley+(889).jpg
Her face is gorgeous but in a lot of pics her body looks like its been starved in a concentration camp.
It’s true, I’ve seen some disturbingly skinny photos of her. But in most I like her just fine - slim but well-proportioned:
http://www.vivagoal.com/images/wallpapers/keira-knightley-5.jpg
http://celebrity-pics.movieeye.com/celebrity_pictures/Keira_Knightley_205410.jpg
http://www.getinfofortoday.com/keira_knightley.jpg
http://www.topnews.in/files/Keira-Knightley101.jpg
All things being equal, I prefer a pretty face over big tits just about every time. Hence my preference for Sarah over Jennifer.
If you really want eerie celebrity similarities, you should compare Jennifer and Alanis Morissette. They look similar to me, anyway.
“Hey fella, I bet you’re still livin’ in your parents’ cellar
Downloadin’ pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin’ “Me too!” like some brain-dead AOL-er”
To summarize, me too.
I voted for JLH but I once wrote a letter to “Nylon” mag that they ran reading “Sarah Michelle Gellar/Is gorgeous, won’t you tell her/She’s simply much too hot to/Consort with Nosferatu.”
Sarah is nice but two reasons why Love is better.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is a major babe, but I’ve never heard her say anything, in or out of character, that made me look forward to what she’d say next. Sarah Michelle Gellar never really did it for me, but could legitimately deliver some of the sharpest dialog on television.
How’s the research on brain transplants coming along?
Or I could just take Alyson Hannigan and be done with it.
The Pit is thataway → The rest of my comment will be saved for when you voice this opinion without threadshitting.
Oh, and I find Hewett substantially more attractive, but prefer Gellar as an actor.
Gellar has always given me the impression of being fairly hard to get along with, so I’d have to go with Hewitt.
Yeah, like that’s going to be a major problem for you…
Chose JLH in the poll, but Summer Glau beats them both out for me.
Heh! That and the fact that I’m old enough that all of those young starlet types all start looking/sounding/acting alike in my head. Though I don’t know how I could have confused Melissa Joan Hart with the other two, she’s funnier and more of a “real” person, the other two seem to be more “aren’t I the sexy, serious, MYSTERIOUS “hawt” actress” types.
That said I agree with whomever said that “Kristy Swanson is Buffy”. I mean come ON, the best thing about that movie was its title, Buffy? The Vampire slayer? HA! And the cute campy “makes fun of itself” plot. The TV series? bleh. Lotta fashionable angst and blah.
As an actress, Sarah Gellar. (and points for spelling “Gellar” right.)
But I chose Love Hewitt for other reasons.
And they are? I’m assuming it’s a pair of reasons, as previously stated by others as well?
Heh. Physically, not only Sarah, but the entire female cast of BtVS is more my type than Love H. I don’t mind heavy breasts, but I’m not a size king.
I just wouldn’t want to live with Sarah Gellar.